GF's Birthday this week... What to get/not get?

• power i

  

  No household appliances unless she specifically asks for them.
• 4cards

  

  ....just because you care for her so much!
  
  
• THE4RINGZ

  

  Oh yeah the jelly of the month club. The GOAT of all gifts.
• wkfan

  Never buy any gift for a woman for any occasion that has a cord on it...unless it is specifically requested.
• jmog

  I usually make a "big deal" out of her BD (wife). I've taken her to a B&B on Kelly's Island among many other things. She typically gets pampered on her BD.
• krambman

  

  tuskytuffguy wrote: Dick-in-a-box.

  This was the first thing I thought off.
  
  NSFW