GF's Birthday this week... What to get/not get?

• Apple

  

  My GF's birthday is this week. I know what I'm getting her.
  
  This got me thinking that some of you might know some great things to get your girlfriend for her BD. Others of you have found out obviously NOT what to get.
  
  Let's hear it... What's the best and worst BD gifts to get your girlfriend???...
  
  (Happy Birthday Angel!)
• tuskytuffguy

  Dick-in-a-box.
• se-alum

  

  Best- Diamonds
  Worst- Herpes
• iluvz

  Best is your time. Worst is something like flowers.
• teh awsum juan

  my bf took me to new york for my birthday. pretty balling.
• dlazz

  Apple wrote: Others of you have found out obviously NOT what to get.

  Pregnant
• trackandccrunner

  Just make a birthday thread for her on the OC.
• karen lotz

  

  Most girls enjoy a good pearl necklace. So does mtrulz come to think of it...
• iluvz

  dlazz wrote:
  Pregnant

  That's what I got for Christmas!
• dwccrew

  

  se-alum wrote: Best- Diamonds
  Worst- Herpes

  Worst Herpes? WTF? That's the gift that keeps on giving.
  

  iluvz wrote:

  dlazz wrote:
  Herpes

  That's what I got for Christmas!

  Nice!!!
• THE4RINGZ

  

  Get her a diamond tennis bracelet.
• coyotes22

  

  THE4RINGZ wrote: Get her a diamond tennis bracelet.

  Or for your avatar, it would be a diamond tennis ROPE!!!! Just look at those cankles!!!!
• THE4RINGZ

  

  She has a great personality and a big appetite.
• CenterBHSFan

  

  Desensitizing cream
• coyotes22

  

  Apple wrote: My GF's birthday is this week. I know what I'm getting her.
  
  This got me thinking that some of you might know some great things to get your girlfriend for her BD. Others of you have found out obviously NOT what to get.
  
  Let's hear it... What's the best and worst BD gifts to get your girlfriend???...
  
  (Happy Birthday Angel!)

  Well, I try to keep it low-key, so that the wife dont find out.
  
  It usually just involves dinner. And some flowers I picked from the neighbors garden.
• Fab4Runner

  

  I got a Cavs jersey this year. Loved it. And I got to spend my birthday with him while watching them beat the Lakers. It was a great night.
• hasbeen

  

  save her some time...
  
  go out and buy bread, lunch meat, any condiments you want, and any other toppings you want. have it set out in the kitchen for her.
  
  will save her some time when making you a damn sammich
• Al Capone

  Buy her a Strapping Young Lad bobblehead. It looks and is shaped like a big penis.
• Apple

  

  I knew I could count on some enlightening and funny suggestions! Angel and I get many laughs from OhioChatter.
• chicago510

  

  isn't she a poster on here? :huh:
• Apple

  

  chicago510 wrote: isn't she a poster on here? :huh:

  occasionally... she pretty much keeps a low profile. :dodgy:
• dwccrew

  

  Al Capone wrote: Buy her a Strapping Young Lad bobblehead. It looks and is shaped like a big penis.

  Why do you know this?
• coyotes22

  

  dwccrew wrote:

  Al Capone wrote: Buy her a Strapping Young Lad bobblehead. It looks and is shaped like a big penis.

  Why do you know this?

  B/c he molded it himself.
• Angel

  Apple wrote: (Happy Birthday Angel!)

  Thanks! And just a reminder, a socket set would be a NOT gift.
  
  Also, I could do without the herpes and pregnancy gifts too!
• bcubed

  

  Your nuts in a jar! On second thought she probably already has those!