What Does She Mean?

• bwcomet89

  Yep, invite her over again and this time don't get scared. I'm gonna say opportunities like these won't come around too often for you. Sounds like she's willing to give you another shot, mainly because she sounds overly sex-starved and willing to be easy pickings.
• cview

  Had she stamped FUCK ME on her forehead, it would have been equally obvious.
• 4cards

  

  darbypitcher22;867753 wrote:Alright so I'm hanging out with this chick the other night, she's recently divorced, and when I mean recently I mean less than 6 months out of it. We're just sort of chillin', shootin the ****, not a whole lot happening. At one point she suggests popping in a movie.
  
  Keep in mind it was her idea to hang out in the first place, and before we did that she made a point to say I'm not looking for anything serious right now, I'm single and need time to heal.
  
  Movie is going well, she decides she wants to get a little cozy. Things start to happen and eventually we kiss a couple of times (I will admit I was the instigator of this but she was the one who instigated everything else). Go home and wake up the next morning not feeling good about any of it. She makes the point again to say that she's not interested in anything serious, but that last night wasn't bad and she still wants to hang out.
  
  I guess what I'm asking is what exactly is she looking for here? She's the one who says she doesn't want to get into anything, yet she's the one who instigated most of the events that took place the other night

  
  ...dude, you're too nice for your own good. Just pretend (and it may be tough) that you're like most of us and just bone her b/4 someone else does!
• THE4RINGZ

  

  I have probably banged 1,000 chicks hotter than her.
• Iliketurtles

  

  SMH Darby this shit again? Dude grow some balls, live life, and fuck bitches.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  THE4RINGZ;868320 wrote:I have probably banged 1,000 chicks hotter than her.

  
  Shut up, CCRunner. No one cares.
• Heretic

  

  enigmaax;868074 wrote:At least mattinctown got laid in his story.

  
  Truth. Happy endings with autistics wins out over bitter "what should I have done" masturbation.
• Curly J

  

  You'd think he'd text his Idol Zwick4prez on what to do next, instead of asking this group of virgins.
• Laley23

  

  Good Lord. Just caught up on this thread. Its quite pathetic.
• THE4RINGZ

  

  ernest_t_bass;868334 wrote:Shut up, CCRunner. No one cares.

  
  I was quoting SQ from the "hot celebrity" thread.
• thedynasty1998

  

  This thread is a joke right?
• Tigerfan00

  

  thedynasty1998;868627 wrote:Im a joke right?

  
  Yep
• Timber

  Clearly she wanted some good old fasioned "Sport F---ing" However, that being said... anytime there is as ex involved, one may want to seek out why they are an ex to begin with. You may just find yourself waking up some morning with that unique feel of the cold steel of a shotgun barrel resting against your nuts
• thavoice

  darbypitcher22;867753 wrote:Alright so I'm hanging out with this chick the other night, she's recently divorced, and when I mean recently I mean less than 6 months out of it. We're just sort of chillin', shootin the ****, not a whole lot happening. At one point she suggests popping in a movie.
  
  Keep in mind it was her idea to hang out in the first place, and before we did that she made a point to say I'm not looking for anything serious right now, I'm single and need time to heal.
  
  Movie is going well, she decides she wants to get a little cozy. Things start to happen and eventually we kiss a couple of times (I will admit I was the instigator of this but she was the one who instigated everything else). Go home and wake up the next morning not feeling good about any of it. She makes the point again to say that she's not interested in anything serious, but that last night wasn't bad and she still wants to hang out.
  
  I guess what I'm asking is what exactly is she looking for here? She's the one who says she doesn't want to get into anything, yet she's the one who instigated most of the events that took place the other night

  
  
  This is what she wants.
  
  
  
  
  SEX.
  
  
  Lots and lots of sex.
  
  
  but not necessarily a relationship.
  
  Newly divorced women L O V E sex.
  
  Go for it...just dont get emotionally attached because she will then give you the line of 'she has just been divorced and didnt have time to find herself, and that she needs space and not just hop from her husband (ex) to another guy'.
  
  So...dont get attached.......enjoy the sex......and then fill us in on all of it after your heart was broken when she gives you those lines becuaase ya didnt follow advice
• SnotBubbles

  

  I think she's saying that she just wants to hang out and watch G-rated movies with you until she finds a man with testicles.
• thavoice

  More I thought of it...I am thinking that this is what she is wanting now.
  
  She was ready to give it up.......and all that was done was kissing.....so now she thinks she has a project in front of her to try and get him to 'switch teams'
• SnotBubbles

  

  
• Heretic

  

  The Official Mascot of Darby Threads:
  
  
• like_that

  

  Has Darby upgraded himself to mtrulz status?
• ernest_t_bass

  

  like_that;870206 wrote:Has Darby upgraded himself to mtrulz status?

  
  No.
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  darbypitcher22;867753 wrote:Alright so I'm hanging out with this chick the other night, she's recently divorced, and when I mean recently I mean less than 6 months out of it. We're just sort of chillin', shootin the shit, not a whole lot happening. At one point she suggests popping in a movie.
  
  Keep in mind it was her idea to hang out in the first place, and before we did that she made a point to say I'm not looking for anything serious right now, I'm single and need time to heal.
  
  Movie is going well, she decides she wants to get a little cozy. Things start to happen and eventually we kiss a couple of times (I will admit I was the instigator of this but she was the one who instigated everything else). Go home and wake up the next morning not feeling good about any of it. She makes the point again to say that she's not interested in anything serious, but that last night wasn't bad and she still wants to hang out.
  
  I guess what I'm asking is what exactly is she looking for here? She's the one who says she doesn't want to get into anything, yet she's the one who instigated most of the events that took place the other night

  
  She might think you're gay, i totally do after reading this.
• dwccrew

  

  Over/under for women Darby has slept with is 1. What do you all think? I'm saying under.
• SportsAndLady

  

  Under..no doubt
• GoPens

  

  darbypitcher22;867753 wrote:
  
  Movie is going well, she decides she wants to get a little cozy. Things start to happen and eventually we kiss a couple of times (I will admit I was the instigator of this but she was the one who instigated everything else). Go home and wake up the next morning not feeling good about any of it. She makes the point again to say that she's not interested in anything serious, but that last night wasn't bad and she still wants to hang out.
  
  I guess what I'm asking is what exactly is she looking for here? She's the one who says she doesn't want to get into anything, yet she's the one who instigated most of the events that took place the other night

  dwccrew;870682 wrote:Over/under for women Darby has slept with is 1. What do you all think? I'm saying under.

  Depends on what your definition (and his) of what "everything else" is. Holding hands? I don't think he'll be back to tell us what "everything else" is...
• karen lotz

  

  I think he means that she started unzipping his pants after taking her own clothes off. This is where things got really confusing for him. What could that possibly have meant?
  
  
  Something else that needs clarification is what "things started to happen"? Did he start to feel a little tingle in his happy place?