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darbypitcher22

Alright so I'm hanging out with this chick the other night, she's recently divorced, and when I mean recently I mean less than 6 months out of it. We're just sort of chillin', shootin the shit, not a whole lot happening. At one point she suggests popping in a movie.

Keep in mind it was her idea to hang out in the first place, and before we did that she made a point to say I'm not looking for anything serious right now, I'm single and need time to heal.

Movie is going well, she decides she wants to get a little cozy. Things start to happen and eventually we kiss a couple of times (I will admit I was the instigator of this but she was the one who instigated everything else). Go home and wake up the next morning not feeling good about any of it. She makes the point again to say that she's not interested in anything serious, but that last night wasn't bad and she still wants to hang out.

I guess what I'm asking is what exactly is she looking for here? She's the one who says she doesn't want to get into anything, yet she's the one who instigated most of the events that took place the other night

Fab1b

Just do her

DeyDurkie5

Next time, you whip out your penis. If she grabs it you get laid, if she doesn't you walk out. Simple as that.

redstreak one

Excuse me while I whip this out! lol

If I knew what women wanted I would have written a book and be filthy rich!

gut

She's telling you she wants no-strings-attached sex. What's your problem? Do you have some real feelings for her and afraid of being hurt? To be fair, "not looking for anything serious" never means she won't be a bat-shit crazy stalker in 2 months.

Steel Valley Football

You sound like a chick. Why are you overanalyzing this?

darbypitcher22

gut;867764 wrote:She's telling you she wants no-strings-attached sex. What's your problem? Do you have some real feelings for her and afraid of being hurt? To be fair, "not looking for anything serious" never means she won't be a bat-**** crazy stalker in 2 months.

I don't have feelings for her, per se. She's fun to hang out with and all, but i don't really know if I want anything to develop or not. I kind of went over there not expecting much because I was bored out of my mind. We text every now and then but when that happens I usually send one first, not her. But she sent me one the other night

bradmaynard

darbypitcher22;867766 wrote:I don't have feelings for her, per se. She's fun to hang out with and all, but i don't really know if I want anything to develop or not. I kind of went over there not expecting much because I was bored out of my mind. We text every now and then but when that happens I usually send one first, not her. But she sent me one the other night

She doesn't have feelings for you either. Know your role. Kevin Love does. Don't you want to be Kevin Love? She is trolling for that terrible rebound idea. Maybe its the fifth or sixth rebound, but damnit its still a +1 in the stat book.

I Am Ahab

Yeah, she's lookin for rebound sex ya fuckin douche. You'll pick up on this stuff more clearly when you turn 16.

Heretic

What this means is that in a couple months, we'll get to read a "why do nice guys finish last" thread when you've been dumped into the friend (or less) zone and she's getting dicked by some guy who dropped his pants.

Many people will get reps for their replies to that future thread.

like_that

Heretic;867791 wrote:What this means is that in a couple months, we'll get to read a "why do nice guys finish last" thread when you've been dumped into the friend (or less) zone and she's getting dicked by some guy who dropped his pants.

Many people will get reps for their replies to that future thread.

Reps.

Commander of Awesome

lmao, pwned. Havent seen one this bad in a while.

j_crazy

2 words: poop chute.

Curly J

Some Mod give Darby Negative Reps for that post and while they are at it revoke his man card.

1_beast

this cant even be real!!!!

DUDE!!!!!!!!!!! THIS SHIT IS COVERED WHEN YOU RECEIVE YOUR FUCKING DREGREE

cat_lover

She wanted you to do her. Notice that I said wanted. She probably doesn't anymore as she thinks you are a girlie-man.

BR1986FB

Jesus Christ...someone get this kid a hooker already.

like_that

lol darby can't post or create a thread without getting pwned now. It might be time to make a new username and start over little guy.

SportsAndLady

After stumbling upon darby's facebook..I can only imagine how terribly ugly this chick probably is.

Wish I could post a pic, but the new facebook doesn't allow to copy a picture's url.

SportsAndLady

BR1986FB;867830 wrote:Jesus Christ...someone get this kid a hooker already.

lol'd

rydawg5

SportsAndLady;867841 wrote:After stumbling upon darby's facebook..I can only imagine how terribly ugly this chick probably is.

Wish I could post a pic, but the new facebook doesn't allow to copy a picture's url.

I wish I was good looking like you.

karen lotz

SportsAndLady;867841 wrote:After stumbling upon darby's facebook..I can only imagine how terribly ugly this chick probably is.

Wish I could post a pic, but the new facebook doesn't allow to copy a picture's url.

Yes it does.

like_that

SportsAndLady;867841 wrote:After stumbling upon darby's facebook..I can only imagine how terribly ugly this chick probably is.

Wish I could post a pic, but the new facebook doesn't allow to copy a picture's url.

You just have to right click the photo before opening it, and select "open in a new tab." However, it is illegal to post the picture on OC.

karen lotz

Darby, if you are afraid to get your dick wet, just say so. Don't come on OC and start a thread asking what a girl wants. She wanted you to be a guy for once and pound her with your unused chode.

like_that

karen lotz;867851 wrote:Darby, if you are afraid to get your dick wet, just say so. Don't come on OC and start a thread asking what a girl wants. She wanted you to be a guy for once and pound her with your unused chode.

Im sure you speak from experience.

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