Attack of the Slumpbuster

• gut

  As soon as a 25-yr old says "my parents said it's ok to go out" you should have immediately run because she's either a drug addict, psychotic, or I guess in this case mentally handicapped.
• Glory Days

  

  oh and another thing, can we get her number when you are done?
• cbus4life

  Total BS.
• Def Leopard

  You better pray, I mean get down on your knees and pray this young lady's father doesn't find out about you. This has happened before and yes she has some issues, one of which she tells her parents EVERYTHING. I know of one time some classless fool took advantage of her, and lets just say he will think twice before doing it to again. I'd be checking over my shoulder for a while just to be safe.
• gorocks99

  

  ^^ so you know said craigslist girl? Do tell. This story is making my morning.
• mcburg93

  

  lol this is the best ever. I say go to her profile and get pics or it didnt happen.
• THE4RINGZ

  

  I have a feeling this is just the begining of the story. Depending on the degree of her mental disability this could get ugly.
• Def Leopard

  One other item I forgot to mention, you should probably make an appointment with the local GP. You weren't her first.
• OneBuckeye

  

  Def Leopard;462368 wrote:One other item I forgot to mention, you should probably make an appointment with the local GP. You weren't her first.

  
  O'RLY? I bet Mattinctown thought he was. Anyone with time needs to go on craigslist and dig up the profile. Volunteers?
• gut

  Def Leopard;462368 wrote:One other item I forgot to mention, you should probably make an appointment with the local GP. You weren't her first.

  
  He and half a dozen other guys will be on Springer in a year for the paternity test.
• gerb131

  

  A hookup like that I hope he used his condomsense.
• karen lotz

  

  http://charlotte.craigslist.org/w4m/1910071472.html
  
  ???
• karen lotz

  

  http://charlotte.craigslist.org/w4m/1904279023.html
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  5'6 250lbs.. I am sexy and I do have pics

  
• THE4RINGZ

  

  Could she at least count to potatoe?
• Heretic

  

  I don't think I've ever been happier after clicking on a thread than I am now. This is the Cool Story, Bro to end all cool stories told by bros.
  
  My kudos to you!!!
• BigAppleBuckeye

  

  mattinctown;462027 wrote:She tells me she has slight autism

  
  Dude, can I borrow her??!! I am headed to Vegas tonight and she would be pure gold at the blackjack table!
  
  
• THE4RINGZ

  

  "He might not seem very bright, but you drop a box of toothpicks in front of him and you'll find out just how smart he really is."
  
  Hank Hill
• enigmaax

  Damn, does this mean I have to reserve use of the term "fucktard" for matt?
• Def Leopard

  enigmaax;462637 wrote:Damn, does this mean I have to reserve use of the term "fucktard" for matt?

  
  No, deperate, asshole should work just fine.
• mattinctown

  Just an FYI guys, I totally made this story up, see what I did there?????????????????????????? I might be stupid at times, but not THAT stupid!
• derek bomar

  

  mattinctown;462679 wrote:Just an FYI guys, I totally made this story up, see what I did there?????????????????????????? I might be stupid at times, but not THAT stupid!

  
  I hate you
• gorocks99

  

  
• THE4RINGZ

  

  Just an FYI guys, I totally made this story up, see what I did there?????????????????????????? I might be stupid at times, but not THAT stupid!

  Nice try at a cover up.
  
  FAIL
• mattinctown

  Ok don't believe me, not my problem
• GoChiefs

  

  THE4RINGZ;462698 wrote:Nice try at a cover up.
  
  FAIL

  
  Yep.