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Tiernan's 2014 Cleveburgh Clowns Alternate Thread

  • Tiernan
    Now that we were able to totally trash the World Cup and pretty much prove what a huge waste of time that was...it's time to get back to focusing our attention on the world's no. 1 worst professional sports franchise in the world. This thread will serve as a site for recognizing and ridiculing the totally fucking inept Cleveburgh Clowns throughout the 2014 season. Our first observation is that the media circus which is Johnny Fuckup will blow up in Cleveburgh's face bigger than Nagasaki. The Clowns front office is doing everything it can to somehow assure Manzier becomes the starter. My standing $100 offer to whoever removes his spleen on a clean hit ( oh fuck it...make it $200 on a cheap shot...).
  • Pick6
    first.
  • Tiernan
    LFOL...10 min after creating this thread ESPN tells me the Clowns best player is in jail this morning woo Hoo! No way Gordon plays for the Clowns this year NEO! How sweet is that!?!
  • salto
    Tiernan;1633234 wrote:...it's time to get back to focusing our attention on the world's no. 1 worst professional sports franchise in the world.
    Is Tiernan Rob Dibble?
  • JD413
    Worst expansion team ever.
  • thavoice
    Have to wonder what Manzeil was doing with that money he rolled up.

    He cannot be that stupid to actually do drugs in a public place, or can he?
  • BR1986FB
    thavoice;1633572 wrote: He cannot be that stupid to actually do drugs in a public place, or can he?
    Roethlisberger rapes chicks in public bathrooms so, yes, JFF could be THAT stupid. Wouldn't be a first, I'm sure.
  • thavoice
    BR1986FB;1633578 wrote:Roethlisberger rapes chicks in public bathrooms so, yes, JFF could be THAT stupid. Wouldn't be a first, I'm sure.
    True.
  • Tiernan
    Do the Clowns have "buyers regret" already? Lovin every GD minute of this NEO...come join me as I dance around my victory fire!
  • JD413
    The Clowns are immune to buyers regret. After so long, it just becomes expectation.
  • Tigerfan00
    Tiernan;1633640 wrote:Do the Clowns have "buyers regret" already? Lovin every GD minute of this NEO...come join me as I dance around my victory fire!
  • JD413
    To easily sum things up - all Cleveland fans are masochistic.
  • DeyDurkie5
    Playoffs. Book it
  • Tiernan
    DeyDurkie5;1633717 wrote:Playoffs. Book it
    Yes I agree...the NFL will definitely have Playoffs in 2014 - 15.
  • Tiernan
    When asked why he was rolling a $100 bill into a nose candy straw in a Vegas Mens Room, Johnny Fuckup replied...

    "...its not for me, I'm just rolling it for my best nigga, Josh Gordon."


    ...don't forget to tip your waitstaff, I'll be here all week.
  • vball10set
    Tiernan;1633788 wrote:When asked why he was rolling a $100 bill into a nose candy straw in a Vegas Mens Room, Johnny Fuckup replied...

    "...its not for me, I'm just rolling it for my best nigga, Josh Gordon."


    ...don't forget to tip your waitstaff, I'll be here all week.
    link? :o
  • Tiernan
    vball10set;1633789 wrote:link? :o
    ...your head and ass?


    ...I've been waiting to use this one for awhile now, thanks!
  • thavoice
    Of course the browns make the playoffs this year.

    Contend for the AFC in 2015 and SB in 2016
  • vball10set
    Tiernan;1633794 wrote:...your head and ass?


    ...I've been waiting to use this one for awhile now, thanks!
    It makes no sense, but you're welcome???
  • Tiernan
    vball10set;1633803 wrote:It makes no sense, but you're welcome???

    mine is a sophisticated humor...don't feel bad you don't get it, few on this site do.
  • vball10set
    Tiernan;1633808 wrote:mine is a sophisticated humor...don't feel bad you don't get it, few on this site do.
    lol, ok, I won't
  • Tiernan
    I see where Johnny Fuckup held a presser just to let everyone know he's not a Fuckup...gee I hope the other 450 players in the NFL hold similar riveting press conferences throughout the season...

    Ben Rothlisbergar will say "I'm not a Rapist"

    Tom Brady will say "I'm not a complete tool off the field"

    Josh Gordon will say "I'm not a drug using, alcohol abusing, woman beater...oh wait, yes I am. Nevermind".
  • BR1986FB
    Tiernan;1639593 wrote: Josh Gordon will say "I'm not a drug using, alcohol abusing, woman beater...oh wait, yes I am. Nevermind".
    You probably got the first two right but I think you're confusing him with that POS Ray Rice on the third.
  • Tiernan
    Too be fair BR...it could be one of any couple of dozen guys. But now if you're talking about the NGBA* it's 99% of them...all except the two gay guys.

    *National Gangbangers Association
  • IggyPride00
    The Clowns front office is doing everything it can to somehow assure Manzier becomes the starter.
    You aren't watching very closely.

    They are doing everything possible to keep him from starting.

    In Jimmy's typical snake oil way of doing business they drafted him to sell jersey's, but never had any intention of giving him a chance to win the job.

    The front office is worshiping at the alter of career journeyman Hoyer right now, so there is no way Johnny gets a chance to play. It is why he took the off-season off.

    Why bother putting in the work when you were never going to be given a legit chance to win the job?