Tiernan's 2014 Cleveburgh Clowns Alternate Thread

• thavoice

  Tiernan;1686326 wrote:Denial is one of the first signs of mental illness. Enjoy.

  Actually, it is just a river in egypt.
• salto

  

  SportsAndLady;1686266 wrote:Go ahead old man this loss didn't bother me in the least.

  mmmmhmm. Sure it doesn't.
  

  Tiernan;1686326 wrote:Denial is one of the first signs of mental illness. Enjoy.

  
  tada
• Tiernan

  Shit S&L and like_that will have a slight twitch for the rest of their lives after that ass kicking. They know it, I know it and most importantly they know I know it which makes it all the sweeter. I've never enjoyed watching a single individual sports figure have such a shitty performance in my entire life. Now if only I somehow get to see his Cleveburgh basketball counterpart some how get permanently injured this season I can die a happy man.
• BR1986FB

  Tiernan;1686596 wrote:Shit S&L and like_that will have a slight twitch for the rest of their lives after that ass kicking. They know it, I know it and most importantly they know I know it which makes it all the sweeter. I've never enjoyed watching a single individual sports figure have such a shitty performance in my entire life. Now if only I somehow get to see his Cleveburgh basketball counterpart some how get permanently injured this season I can die a happy man.

  I don't think they are losing sleep over Manziel's performance. And if you're wishing permanent injury on anyone, you're a pretty pathetic individual. I'm sure you wouldn't be pleased if someone started a "I hope someone busts Tiernan's kid's kneecaps" thread. That would be at about the same level.
• SportsAndLady

  

  BR1986FB;1686688 wrote:I don't think they are losing sleep over Manziel's performance. And if you're wishing permanent injury on anyone, you're a pretty pathetic individual. I'm sure you wouldn't be pleased if someone started a "I hope someone busts Tiernan's kid's kneecaps" thread. That would be at about the same level.

  Doubt he would care. It's not like he's close to his children anyway
• Tiernan

  You see how fast S&L jumped on that peanut lying on the ground didn't you? He hasn't slept a wink since Sunday and he's monitoring every post I jab him with. The remark about LaBone was just to smoke him out...what kind of monster would ever wish permanent injury to one of America's most cherished sports heroes? ...certainly not me (ok maybe just an ACL or severe concussion but nothing more than that).
• DB_Tiernan

  

  Dad...why so much hate? Mom was right when she said you have a bad temper.
• BR1986FB

  Ahhhhhh....the basement is so dead without Tiernan down here talking to himself.
• Tiernan

  With only one more ass whipping...er...I mean game...to go let's take a look at the fabulous Cleveburgh Clowns season as a whole. Well they did win 7 games which is 3 more than I thought they would. And they were actually tied for the division lead at a point in the season other than after the first week. End of positives. The negatives are so many it's impossible to list here but the biggest mistake took place last April at the Draft when Jimmy Boy forced his new HC to take a munchkin that he knew will never play in this league instead of a quality OL or pass rushing DE which they really needed. Consequently the 2015 season will be another exercise in fultility and Ol' Tiernan gets the last hearty laugh again and the expense of all those who claim to be from NEO. And I imagine that group is getting smaller by the day.
• Tiernan

  The Clowns Mafia is so depressed they are popping Zoloff like Pez and can't get out of bed to even post a rebuttal to the whip lashing I'm giving them everyday on virtually every Thread. It's good to be the Master of the Plantation.
• salto

  

  Josh Gordon is a dumb ass.
• Tiernan

  salto;1689814 wrote:Josh Gordon is a dumb ass.

  You really should have prefaced that statement with ...This just in...
• Tiernan

  The guys riding with me to NOLA are laughing their asses off as I explain how I've taken over the OC with my Manzier posts. I'm fkg untouchable Clownsters!
• salto

  

  Brian Hoyer is like a slightly more retarded Andy Dalton.
• IggyPride00

  

  Tiernan-
  
  Where do you stand on Rapeis Winston being a possible solution for the Browns? Could he and Johnny co-exist on the same roster?
• Tiernan

  Iggy - I've said it before and I'll say it again...having Rapeis and Johnny Fuckup on the same roster would be a dream come true (at least for Haters like me) it would save me having to flip channels trying to shit on both them. They're both such a couple of complete fucktards they would absolutely destroy whatever thread of dignity the Clowns have left...which I'd love to see!
• thavoice

  I was worried this season. On another site I always do a jinx browns thread about pronouncing how good they will be, etc etc etc. This year I was gonna do it again, but put it off and put it off. Even thought that if I forget and they do well how would I live with myself!
  
  Well.....I didnt do it and they started great....
  
  They were 6-3 when I declared on November 7th that I was the reason they were good this year, because I didnt put the big ole reverse jinx on them.
  
  So, I did so that day and guess what....the finished 1-6 down the stretch!
  
  I promise I wont forget next year!