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  • O-Trap
    Devils Advocate;1426916 wrote:Stubid bitch got popped or a DUI Saturday. They revoked her bond for assauting a police officer and set bail at 50 grand.

    Pay attention to karma. It will kick you in the teeth.;)
    Good. Hope someone in the jail gives her herpes.
  • thavoice
    dlazz;1421325 wrote:My official response would be "We aren't friends, we're family. And you're treating your family like ****. See you in court you stupid ****."

    that's the c-word up there. i forgot this is pre-school or whatever.
    Probably could get away with the name that was thrown around on the show Rescue Me when it was discussed what to call a woman.
    Combination of **** and twat......a twunt.
  • lhslep134
    Just saw this thread, very happy with the actions you're taking DA

    My only regret is that I don't have my bar license in Ohio yet or I'd fight this for you for free (I would have the other side pay attorney's fees). I'm in an estate planning class right now and this is an awesome example of how careful you need to be when wording your will, and the sh*tstorm that results even if you're careful.
  • Devils Advocate
    Bitch pled out to "disorderly conduct" 10 days jail suspended and 100.00 fine

    DUI is coming up Wednesday. She'll probable get a fine and time served.
  • Devils Advocate
    Eviction day!!

    I took the day off wark to move the bitch out. Called the Sherrif and He watched as I and a couple of buddies moved all of her stuff out. We piled it neatly in the front yard.

    When I moved her stuff out of the bedroom, I found quite the assortment of dildoes and vibrators. I made sure to prominantly display them in front of all of her stuff in the front yard.

    The Sheriff waited until it was empty and as I changed the locks on the house :)

    I then gave her a courtesy call at her work to tell her all of her stuff was outside.

    This will be an entertaining afternoon.
  • thavoice
    Devils Advocate;1446070 wrote:Eviction day!!

    I took the day off wark to move the bitch out. Called the Sherrif and He watched as I and a couple of buddies moved all of her stuff out. We piled it neatly in the front yard.

    When I moved her stuff out of the bedroom, I found quite the assortment of dildoes and vibrators. I made sure discreetly steal them for use later

    The Sheriff waited until it was empty and as I changed the locks on the house :)

    I then gave her a courtesy call at her work to tell her all of her stuff was outside.

    This will be an entertaining afternoon.
    Fixed part of it for ya.

    Did she know that she was getting evicted today?
    On a serious note......You said ya had a cop there to watch. Is this something that the police are willing and usually do when there could be issues when someone is leaving?
  • FatHobbit
    Devils Advocate;1446070 wrote:Eviction day!!

    I took the day off wark to move the bitch out. Called the Sherrif and He watched as I and a couple of buddies moved all of her stuff out. We piled it neatly in the front yard.

    When I moved her stuff out of the bedroom, I found quite the assortment of dildoes and vibrators. I made sure to prominantly display them in front of all of her stuff in the front yard.

    The Sheriff waited until it was empty and as I changed the locks on the house :)

    I then gave her a courtesy call at her work to tell her all of her stuff was outside.

    This will be an entertaining afternoon.
    awesome.
  • LJ
    thavoice;1446071 wrote:You said ya had a cop there to watch. Is this something that the police are willing and usually do when there could be issues when someone is leaving?
    It's mandatory in Ohio. The court assigns a baliff (usually a city cop or county sheriff) to supervise all eviction throw outs.
  • dlazz
    Should do a Google Hangout so we could watch
  • hasbeen
    dlazz;1446112 wrote:Should do a Google Hangout so we could watch

    Please.
  • Tigerfan00
    All she will need for a night in a hotel is a change of clothes and her dildos.
  • Devils Advocate
    Whoops!


    Somebody called the salvation army and said there was a pick up at her address.




    Bummer.
  • dlazz
    Devils Advocate;1446271 wrote:Whoops!


    Somebody called the salvation army and said there was a pick up at her address.




    Bummer.
  • Pick6
    Devils Advocate;1446271 wrote:Whoops!


    Somebody called the salvation army and said there was a pick up at her address.




    Bummer.
    whooo reps. fuck c.unts
  • fish82
    Devils Advocate;1446271 wrote:Whoops!


    Somebody called the salvation army and said there was a pick up at her address.




    Bummer.
    Farking awesome!

    Let us know if they take the dildos. :laugh:
  • Tiernan
    I'm rooting for the bitch.
  • thavoice
    Tiernan;1446528 wrote:I'm rooting for the bitch.
    You just want her dildo's
  • Heretic
    Devils Advocate;1446271 wrote:Whoops!


    Somebody called the salvation army and said there was a pick up at her address.




    Bummer.
    Totally awesome shit!
  • Tiernan
    thavoice;1446530 wrote:You just want her dildo's
    Well yeahhh...who wouldn't?
  • Devils Advocate
    Event update:

    Most everything is gone besides a 15 year ols VCR, a rotary 19"television, some asst clothes, and 2 well used dildoes.

    Somebody threw a brick through the front window and tried ( unsuccsessfully) to kick in the front door.

    one of the neighbors got a plate # and called the police.
  • Devils Advocate
    Question: What is the proper plural for dildo?

    Dildoes, dildie or if it is 20" long a dildon't?
  • Commander of Awesome
    Devils Advocate;1446783 wrote:Question: What is the proper plural for dildo?

    Dildoes, dildie or if it is 20" long a dildon't?
    yes
  • steubbigred
    hahahahahahahahahahaha WTF!!!! This is a Lifetime afternoon TV movie mixed in with Adult swim. Is DA a script writer?
  • thavoice
    Devils Advocate;1446779 wrote:Event update:

    Most everything is gone besides a 15 year ols VCR, a rotary 19"television, some asst clothes, and 2 well used dildoes.

    Somebody threw a brick through the front window and tried ( unsuccsessfully) to kick in the front door.

    one of the neighbors got a plate # and called the police.
    They shoulda thrown the dildi, the plural of dildo, through the window.
  • Tigerfan00
    steubbigred;1446980 wrote:hahahahahahahahahahaha WTF!!!! This is a Lifetime afternoon TV movie mixed in with Adult swim. Is DA a script writer?
    Ender Wiggin writes the scripts around here.