Things FairwoodKing Can't Do

• ernest_t_bass

  

  ccrunner609;1359494 wrote:give a female an orgasm

  
  Or make her nut.
• Mister Twister

  Resist a nice, big **** in his mouth.
• SnotBubbles

  

  Invent electricity.
  
  Because it's already been invented, DUH!
  
  
• sleeper

  

  Win a BCS bowl game.
• said_aouita

  

  Live long enough to see the new Cleveland Browns make the playoffs.
• O-Trap

  

  Upper deck somebody.
• GoChiefs

  

  said_aouita;1366060 wrote:Live long enough to see the new Cleveland Browns make the playoffs.

  
  You're trying way too hard.
• O-Trap

  

  GoChiefs;1366087 wrote:You're trying way too hard.

  Like FWK trying to use the urinal.
• Tigerfan00

  

  For anyone who isnt fired up enough over some of FWKs comments, check out the prayers for struthers thread in the high school football forum
  
  Here is the comment "Sincerest thoughts and prayers from your friend in Seattle. May he recover quickly"
  
  So FWK has sympathy for a dumbass involved in a drug deal and ended up getting shot but calls a girl who was raped and peed on a whore and slut. This guy will never get it.
  
  You will be going to hell, FWK.