Things FairwoodKing Can't Do

• sportchampps

  List Them:
  
  Walk
• mtp2013

  

  Not stir shit
• hasbeen

  

  Reach the top shelf with his own hands.
• TedSheckler

  

  Stand up to pee.
• vball10set

  Talk w/o Reno's dick in his mouth
• GoChiefs

  

  OK. I'll play.
  
  Reproduce.
• TedSheckler

  

  Pass a scoliosis test.
• bases_loaded

  

  Go to Heaven
• TedSheckler

  

  Get the soles of his shoes dirty.
• Mooney44Cards

  

  Jump off a cliff, though I wish he would.
• TedSheckler

  

  Kick a soccer ball.
• Classyposter58

  

  Make a sound with his farts
• said_aouita

  

  skip
• O-Trap

  

  Pop a chub at the sight of Kate Upton.
• TedSheckler

  

  Be a Rockette.
• O-Trap

  

  Dance the can-can.
• sportchampps

  Enjoy a nice vagina
• TedSheckler

  

  Jump rope
• fish82

  

  High Jump.
• Tiernan

  Play Thai volleyball.
• said_aouita

  

  Run a half marathon
• Tiernan

  Play this Little Piggy Went to Market
• TedSheckler

  

  Ride in a regular sized bus.
• september63

  

  This is so wrong. He can't reproduce.
• september63

  

  FWK's opinions are beyond belief, I wont discuss what a wheelchair bound person can/or cant do though. He will never walk up and punch me in the face though.