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How Are You Going to Die?

  • O-Trap
    Rotinaj;1270153 wrote:Lol I wasn't aware of that. Sounds like a classic case of he wanted to be caught because he didn't want to kill anymore. No balls!!!!!
    Did it over the span of like 1974 and 1997 (don't quote me on those dates). Sounds like he was cool with staying out if he eluded capture for that long.
  • Rotinaj
    10 people in 23 years? No balls!!!!!!!
  • Sonofanump
    Shortness of breath onset by scrambled eggs and keystone light.
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    AIDS
  • GoChiefs
    Massive heart attack at the age of 29, sitting in my recliner, WWE Monday Night Raw on one TV, the NASCAR race on the TV beside it, 124 oz Mountain Dew in one hand, Double Big Mac in the other.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Sonofanump;1270173 wrote:Shortness of breath onset by scrambled eggs and keystone light.

    You're doing it wrong.

    You also need new stuff!
  • ernest_t_bass
    GoChiefs;1270187 wrote:Massive heart attack at the age of 29, sitting in my recliner, WWE Monday Night Raw on one TV, the NASCAR race on the TV beside it, 124 oz Mountain Dew in one hand, Double Big Mac in the other.

    /Fat Redneck'd
  • ernest_t_bass
    ernest_t_bass;1270201 wrote:/Fat Redneck'd

    You need new stuff!
  • GoChiefs
    ernest_t_bass;1270200 wrote:You're doing it wrong.

    You also need new stuff!
    No, he doesn't. Just because you don't think it's funny, doesn't mean everyone else doesn't still get a kick out of it. :)
  • ernest_t_bass
    GoChiefs;1270204 wrote:No, he doesn't. Just because you don't think it's funny, doesn't mean everyone else doesn't still get a kick out of it. :)

    Don't you have a cousin to fuck? 😁
  • GoChiefs
    ernest_t_bass;1270206 wrote:Don't you have a cousin to fuck? 
    Possibly.

    Too bad I wasn't black. :mad: Maybe then I could fuck your sister instead. :(

    :D
  • ernest_t_bass
    GoChiefs;1270209 wrote:Possibly.

    Too bad I wasn't black. :mad: Maybe then I could fuck your sister instead. :(

    :D

    You're a mod. Can you edit my post? Might be too sexual for Adsense!
  • said_aouita
    "How Are You Going to Die?"

    Either a pack of pitbull's owned by some Budweiser drinking pro-Union redneck or by a gun shot.

    No way I make it to natural causes.
  • j_crazy
    Heart attack in my late 50s early 60s. Just like my dad, 4 uncles, and.both grandpas.
  • said_aouita
    ccrunner609;1270251 wrote: thinking I am still a stud
    What do you mean by the "still" comment?
  • Sonofanump
    ernest_t_bass;1270206 wrote:Don't you have a cousin to fuck? 
    Funny.
  • Sonofanump
    GoChiefs;1270209 wrote:Possibly.

    Too bad I wasn't black. :mad: Maybe then I could fuck your sister instead. :(

    :D
    Funnier.
  • Sonofanump
    ernest_t_bass;1270200 wrote:You're doing it wrong.

    You also need new stuff!
    Funniest.
  • rmolin73
    In a fire after I have ran into a burning house to take isadore out with my bare hands.
  • fish82
    I'll aspirate my own vomit in the back seat of a car. More than likely next weekend.
  • Steel Valley Football
    Choking in my sleep. I've already told people this. Except they will rule it as a heart attack.
  • O-Trap
    Steel Valley Football;1270766 wrote:Choking in my sleep.
    When you spend that much time with a dick in your mouth, it's bound to happen.
  • GoChiefs
    O-Trap;1270768 wrote:When you spend that much time with a dick in your mouth, it's bound to happen.

    BOOM! Roasted.
  • Heretic
    ernest_t_bass;1269861 wrote:I'm not that selfish, to off myself. But I can see liver failure.
    I can see you offing yourself accidentally. Erotic asphyxiation while watching guy-on-guy XXX.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Heretic;1270883 wrote:I can see you offing yourself accidentally. Erotic asphyxiation while watching guy-on-guy XXX.
    No.