How Are You Going to Die?

• ernest_t_bass

  

  Honestly. How do you think you will leave this earth?
  
  I'm pretty certain that I will die of a heart-attack. I have no real family of heart attacks, but considering the beating I have given my body (re: my heart), I'm almost certain of it.
• like_that

  

  This thread has been created before, so fuck you.
• vball10set

  according to my wife, I'll prolly die as a result of road rage--somebody's gonna' shoot my ass!!!
• ernest_t_bass

  

  like_that;1269850 wrote:This thread has been created before, so fuck you.

  Not in the basement. And plenty of threads have been recreated. That one is probably locked. And fuck you too.
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  ernest_t_bass;1269853 wrote:Not in the basement. And plenty of threads have been recreated. That one is probably locked. And fuck you too.

  I'm going liver failure for you. Either that or you off yourself.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Raw Dawgin' it;1269859 wrote:I'm going liver failure for you. Either that or you off yourself.

  I'm not that selfish, to off myself. But I can see liver failure.
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  I hope i die in a big plane crash
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Raw Dawgin' it;1269862 wrote:I hope i die in a big plane crash

  But how do you honestly feel that you will die? Not hope.
• Tiernan

  Not sure but if I'm able to I'm going to whisper "Rosebud..." right at the end.
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  ernest_t_bass;1269863 wrote:But how do you honestly feel that you will die? Not hope.

  Car accident
• Rotinaj

  

  Hmm. Tough question. I'm gonna go with go fuck yourself
• justincredible

  

  I'm guessing my wife will kill me. She watches far too many of those "Snapped" tv shows.
• Devils Advocate

  

  I have this re-occuring dream where I am incapaciatated and someone super glues 342 dildoes to my body and throws me into a mosh pit if Bull Dykes.....
• queencitybuckeye

  Quietly in my sleep, unlike my passengers.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  You guys aren't playing right. Guys! GUYS!
• mcburg93

  

  Well doing the drugs I done when I was in my early twenties I am guessing heart attack. It runs in my family and has claimed two uncles at the age of 50 and 52 and one cousin at 41. If the song holds true, "only the good die young" I could be here for awhile.
• thavoice

  Devils Advocate;1269944 wrote:I have this re-occuring dream where I am incapaciatated and someone super glues 342 dildoes to my body and throws me into a mosh pit if Bull Dykes.....

  I dont think that was a dream...just one of your suppressed memories.
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  Ways I'd want to die would be plane crash, shot saving someones life, or a drug overdose. But i definitely think I'll die in a car crash, i drive over 2,000 miles a month so i think sooner or later that'll catch up with me.
• O-Trap

  

  Gunned down by the police while engaged in my 23rd serial kill.
• Rotinaj

  

  Only the 23rd? Rook.
• O-Trap

  

  Rotinaj;1270124 wrote:Only the 23rd? Rook.

  Lucky rookie cop in the right place at the right time.
  
  Also, BTK only had 10.
• Rotinaj

  

  O-Trap;1270129 wrote:Lucky rookie cop in the right place at the right time.
  
  Also, BTK only had 10.

  Damn, unlucky break man. Also, the BTKs a clown. Had no balls.
• SnotBubbles

  

  Suicide. No doubt.
  
  Or if I continue to fail at that...heart attack. I like cheeseburgers, so go fuck yourselves.
• O-Trap

  

  Rotinaj;1270139 wrote:Damn, unlucky break man. Also, the BTKs a clown. Had no balls.

  I dunno, man. Someone who displays the brazen sending of evidence directly to authorities ... seems like they've got some stones.
• Rotinaj

  

  Lol I wasn't aware of that. Sounds like a classic case of he wanted to be caught because he didn't want to kill anymore. No balls!!!!!