Political Cartoons and jokes

• CenterBHSFan

  

  BGFalcons82;584041 wrote:Actually, ptown, I look for a strong push for some sort of national ID or...God save us...some sort of mark to be placed in/on people. It will be sold as something needed all in the name of "security". Personally, my religious beliefs will not allow me to accept such a mark, so I pray it will not come to that.

  ptown_trojans_1;584046 wrote:Hahaha. I doubt it. There has been so much push back for a national ID that it would never get out of committee.
  I would personally be against it as well as would a majority of people.

  We already have those. It's called a "Birth Certificate" and "Social Security Number".
• ptown_trojans_1

  

  CenterBHSFan;584139 wrote:We already have those. It's called a "Birth Certificate" and "Social Security Number".

  True, now where is the Obama joke? lol.
• CenterBHSFan

  

  BGFalcons82;584063 wrote:Just cuz I can't stop myself tonight....Majority of people against it, eh? Would that be like the majority of Americans that were against ObamaKare as it was passed? Or the majority of Americans against Cap-n-Tax, but the House passed it anyway? It's happended before against the people's wishes and will happen again. Don't know if it'll be this issue, but there has been precedent set very recently for such action to rule against the people.

  Excellent points!
• CenterBHSFan

  

  ptown_trojans_1;584144 wrote:True, now where is the Obama joke? lol.

  
  I can't help ya there. That's Belly's gig!
• I Wear Pants

  Public Servant Undocumented Not My President Socialist Marxist
  
  
  Did I do it right?
• CenterBHSFan

  

  eerie...
• CenterBHSFan

  

  Here's an oldie but goodie!
  
  PalinAsPresident.com
  
  Just click on any feature in the room. My fave is clicking on the items inside the side door
• I Wear Pants

  
• Manhattan Buckeye

  
• CenterBHSFan

  

  ^^ haha!
• CenterBHSFan

  

  redfalcon;594561 wrote:Good to see that JJ's Republican Convention forum made it over here.....
  
  Seriously? Ptown nailed it. The only reason that anyone is against it is this:
  
  1. Angry White Americans screaming the took are jobs! in that classic South Park style
  2. Old white radio hosts and republicans who realized they can make lots of money and get lots of attention off of the people in group one.
  
  For Christ's sake, lets actually get something done for America and pass this. It would be great for the country (yes it would, and you all know it). Even Mike Huckabee supports it.

  Just for the lawlz
• I Wear Pants

  What was the quote about Center? I'm too drukn/lazy to look it up
• CenterBHSFan

  

  I Wear Pants;597037 wrote:What was the quote about Center? I'm too drukn/lazy to look it up

  haha! It was from the "Dreams Act" thread.
• Manhattan Buckeye

  I'll worship anyone with better photoshop skills than me that can superimpose Obama's head over the executive in the GEICO commercials.
  
  "And now I'm going to turn the podium over to the Gecko"!
• believer

  

  So long 2010!
  
  [video=youtube;CCuoLd0K4lY][/video]
• CenterBHSFan

  

  That's AWESOME and hilarious, Believer!
• CenterBHSFan

  

  Saw on another message board somebody using this as their avatar lol
  
  
• I Wear Pants

  CenterBHSFan;586210 wrote:Here's an oldie but goodie!
  
  PalinAsPresident.com
  
  Just click on any feature in the room. My fave is clicking on the items inside the side door

  Haha, loved all the cute animals being shot.
• rmolin73

  

  
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• Belly35

  

  JESUS AND THE DEMOCRAT
  
  
  ( I don't care what party you like, this one's funny!!)
  
  A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and
  asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the
  restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"
  
  The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give
  Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.
  
  The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He
  shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a
  cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that
  Jesus, over there?"
  
  The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of
  hot tea, "My treat."
  
  The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches.
  He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's about gettin' me a cold mug of Miller Lite?" He too looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?
  
  The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold
  beer. "On my bill," he said loudly.
  
  As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him
  and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the
  strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.
  
  Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your
  kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up
  and he raised his hands, praised the Lord, and did a series of back flips
  out the door.
  
  Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat, just smiling.
  
  The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me .. I'm collecting
  disability."
• ernest_t_bass