https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/28532490/antonio-brown-suspect-battery-probe

And that concludes this installment in Today In Antonio Brown's Life. Between him and Delonte, it isn't starting out a good week for guys who are or have been in pro sports who're fucked up in the head.

If he could speak and write beyond the kindergarten level he'd already have a reality tv show.  Sadly that would probably only last a year, any way.

I think he has some personality and social disorders.  Probably a little CTE.  Drugs.  Lots of drugs. 

Be cool if one of his next 1,000 decisions would be a good one.

I’d rather participate in a thread where we show each other our dicks than talk about Antonio Brown’s life. 

posted by friendfromlowry

I’d rather participate in a thread where we show each other our dicks than talk about Antonio Brown’s life. 

It's interesting that you posted that instead of simply ignoring the thread....

posted by gut

It's interesting that you posted that instead of simply ignoring the thread....

Interesting indeed.

Where's Johnny Manziel or Jose Canseco when you need them?

A VERY IMPORTANT UPDATE!!!!

https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/1704691/now-antonio-brown-has-locked-himself-inside-his-house

TODAY IN ANTONIO BROWN'S LIFE, Antonio now has locked himself inside his house in order to avoid pesky nuisances such as police wanting to ask him about the alleged battery against the moving van dude. If you could take away his ability to communicate via social media, this might be the best way this story could possibly end -- him trapped in his house with no one able to get in at him and him unable to interact with anyone outside...but I doubt the planet will be so lucky.

posted by friendfromlowry

I’d rather participate in a thread where we show each other our dicks than talk about Antonio Brown’s life. 

Adsense wouldn't like that thread idea...

I retract everything I ever said about Tomlin as a coach. To keep this dude under control for so long is a goddamn work of art. 

Police don't want to go in and escalate things....said no cop ever.

The reality is they know he's a crazy pyscho.   And they know he has guns.

AB turned himself in (a good decision!)

He’s in the county jail

should have made this bet 10 days ago 

AB says he owes the whole NFL an apology. So if the pattern continues that’s one smart, sensible thing he did today and will follow it with a DUI later. 

I like the tiniest trend toward what’s right. I’m not buying stock in him but I would like to see him return to a functional human being.

posted by friendfromlowry

AB says he owes the whole NFL an apology. So if the pattern continues that’s one smart, sensible thing he did today and will follow it with a DUI later. 

Yeah, his trend in recent months has been to say he just wants to play and will do whatever it'll take to get back in the league one day and go scorched earth on the league the next, so I have no expectation anything will be different until it actually is.

posted by Heretic

Yeah, his trend in recent months has been to say he just wants to play and will do whatever it'll take to get back in the league one day and go scorched earth on the league the next, so I have no expectation anything will be different until it actually is.

With the SB today, AB gonna AB all over twitter...