Since I fuckered up last week by posting the pick 'em late, consider this a stand alone competition. I'll throw a $5 Amazon gift card to whoever wins the week.

Throwing up a bunch of things to pick from. The TD and McPherson picks are just a yes or no. Point values 1-15.

Rams vs Bengals
Rams (-4.5) vs Bengals (pick ATS)
O/U 48.5
Burrow O/U 275.5 yards
Stafford O/U 279.5 yards
Mixon O/U 65.5 rushing yards
Akers O/U 65.5 rushing yards
Kupp O/U 105.5 receiving yards
Chase O/U 80.5 receiving yards
Kupp TD 
Akers TD
Chase TD
Mixon TD
McPherson breaks playoffs points record (needs 10 to break it)
Pick the MVP

15. McPherson breaks playoffs points record (needs 10 to break it) - No

14. Chase TD - Yes

13. Bengals +4.5

12. O/U 48.5 - Under

11. Burrow O/U 275.5 yards - Yes

10. Stafford O/U 279.5 yards - No

9. Mixon O/U 65.5 rushing yards - No

8.  Bengals SU

7. Kupp TD - Yes

6. Kupp O/U 105.5 receiving yards - Yes

5. Akers TD - No

4. Mixon TD - Yes

3. Chase O/U 80.5 receiving yards - Yes

2. Akers O/U 65.5 rushing yards - No

1. MVP - Burrow

You can give any point value to any pick, so please give values to each pick. Don’t forget the strait up pick.

I would assume your taking the Bengals based on MVP. I’ll also assume yes means over and no means under on the O/U picks. 

It ain't much, but $5 is $5. No reason not to enter if you use amazon.

Bengals

Bengals (pick ATS)
O/U 48.5 over
Burrow O/U 275.5 yards over 
Stafford O/U 279.5 yards over
Mixon O/U 65.5 rushing yards under
Akers O/U 65.5 rushing yards over
Kupp O/U 105.5 receiving yards over
Chase O/U 80.5 receiving yards under
Kupp TD yes
Akers TD yes
Chase TD no
Mixon TD no
McPherson breaks playoffs points record (needs 10 to break it) yes
Pick the MVP Money Mac

Add points. Any submissions without points added will be scored from 1-15, top to bottom.

15. Rams vs Bengals

12.  Burrow

This is the last time I'll say it. Add points to each pick unless you're wanting to put 1 point for the Bengals winning and 15 points for Burrow winning MVP. Those values don't really make sense, because if you're that confident Burrow is the MVP then you should be even more confident the Bengals are winning.

posted by j_crazy

15. McPherson breaks playoffs points record (needs 10 to break it) - No

14. Chase TD - Yes

13. Bengals +4.5

12. O/U 48.5 - Under

11. Burrow O/U 275.5 yards - Yes

10. Stafford O/U 279.5 yards - No

9. Mixon O/U 65.5 rushing yards - No

8.  Bengals SU

7. Kupp TD - Yes

6. Kupp O/U 105.5 receiving yards - Yes

5. Akers TD - No

4. Mixon TD - Yes

3. Chase O/U 80.5 receiving yards - Yes

2. Akers O/U 65.5 rushing yards - No

1. MVP - Burrow

is something fucked up on my computer? i can't see my 8 point pick. but when i edit the post its there.

posted by j_crazy

is something fucked up on my computer? i can't see my 8 point pick. but when i edit the post its there.

Weird. It's a different font color. I can see it, though. 

Rams vs  Bengals - 15
Rams (-4.5) vs Bengals (pick ATS) - 13
O/U 48.5 Over 12
Burrow O/U 275.5 yards Over 11
Stafford O/U 279.5 yards Under 10
Mixon O/U 65.5 rushing yards Over 4
Akers O/U 65.5 rushing yards Under 3
Kupp O/U 105.5 receiving yards Over 2
Chase O/U 80.5 receiving yards Over 1
Kupp TD Yes 9
Akers TD No 8
Chase TD Yes 7
Mixon TD Yes 6
McPherson breaks playoffs points record (needs 10 to break it) No 5
Pick the MVP Burrow 14

Rams 4
Bengals +4.5 3
Over 48.5 12
Burrow over 275.5 yards 15
Stafford over 279.5 yards 14
Mixon over  65.5 rushing yards. 11
Akers under  65.5 rushing yards 10
Kupp over  105.5 receiving yards 9
Chase over  80.5 receiving yards 8
Kupp TD  Yes 13
Akers TD No 6
Chase TD Yes 7
Mixon TD Yes 2
McPherson breaks playoffs points record (needs 10 to break it) No 5
Pick the MVP Kupp 1

Whats amazon?

Ill give my winning picks tomorrow.

15) Rams vs Bengals Rams

12) Rams (-4.5) vs Bengals (pick ATS) Rams -4.5

7) O/U 48.5 Over

6) Burrow O/U 275.5 yards Under

14) Stafford O/U 279.5 yards Over

11) Mixon O/U 65.5 rushing yards Under

10) Akers O/U 65.5 rushing yards Under

2) Kupp O/U 105.5 receiving yards Under

5) Chase O/U 80.5 receiving yards Under

13) Kupp TD Yes

9) Akers TD Yes

4) Chase TD No 

3) Mixon TD Yes

8) McPherson breaks playoffs points record (needs 10 to break it) No

1) Pick the MVP Aaron Donald 

Throwing up a bunch of things to pick from. The TD and McPherson picks are just a yes or no. Point values 1-15.

15.  Rams vs Bengals:  RAMS

14.  Rams (-4.5) vs Bengals (pick ATS).  RAMS

13.  Kupp O/U 105.5 receiving yards  OVER

12.  Stafford O/U 279.5 yards.  OVER

11.  Kupp TD 

10.  Akers TD

9.   MVP:  Stafford

8.  Akers O/U 65.5 rushing yards: OVER. 

7.  O/U 48.5. OVER. Rams may get the over themselves.
6.  Burrow O/U 275.5 yards. Over.  Down 21 in the first qtr will force them to pass all game.
5.Mixon O/U 65.5 rushing yards. UNDER.  Will be closer to 16.5.
4.  Chase O/U 80.5 receiving yards.  OVER.  
3.  Chase TD:  NO.
2.  Mixon TD:  No.
1.  McPherson breaks playoffs points record (needs 10 to break it):  No.  Bengals as a team may not score 10.

posted by thavoice

Throwing up a bunch of things to pick from. The TD and McPherson picks are just a yes or no. Point values 1-15.

15.  Rams vs Bengals:  RAMS

14.  Rams (-4.5) vs Bengals (pick ATS).  RAMS

13.  Kupp O/U 105.5 receiving yards  OVER

12.  Stafford O/U 279.5 yards.  OVER

11.  Kupp TD 

10.  Akers TD

9.   MVP:  Stafford

8.  Akers O/U 65.5 rushing yards: OVER. 

7.  O/U 48.5. OVER. Rams may get the over themselves.
6.  Burrow O/U 275.5 yards. Over.  Down 21 in the first qtr will force them to pass all game.
5.Mixon O/U 65.5 rushing yards. UNDER.  Will be closer to 16.5.
4.  Chase O/U 80.5 receiving yards.  OVER.  
3.  Chase TD:  NO.
2.  Mixon TD:  No.
1.  McPherson breaks playoffs points record (needs 10 to break it):  No.  Bengals as a team may not score 10.

1th of all, you suck. That said, I did have a dream that the Bengals were down 26-0 with 5 minutes left in the 3rd. 

posted by justincredible

1th of all, you suck. That said, I did have a dream that the Bengals were down 26-0 with 5 minutes left in the 3rd. 

I will either be first place, or last, by a lot.

I do hope the Bungals win but I just dont see it.

15 Rams vs Bengals -- Bengals
14 Rams (-4.5) vs Bengals (pick ATS) -- Bengals
13 O/U 48.5 -- under
12 Burrow O/U 275.5 yards -- under
11 Stafford O/U 279.5 yards -- under
10 Mixon O/U 65.5 rushing yards -- under
9 Akers O/U 65.5 rushing yards -- under
8 Kupp O/U 105.5 receiving yards -- under
7 Chase O/U 80.5 receiving yards -- under
6 Kupp TD -- no
5 Akers TD -- no
4 Chase TD -- no
3 Mixon TD -- no
2 McPherson breaks playoffs points record (needs 10 to break it) -- no
1 Pick the MVP -- Burrow

15. McPherson does not break record

14. Kupp TD YES

13. Akers TD YES

12. Rams win

11. Over 48.5

10. Akers OVER 65.5 yards rushing

9. Kupp OVER 105.5 receiving yards

8. Rams -4.5

7. Akers MVP

6. Mixon TD YES

5. Stafford OVER 279.5 passing yards

4. Mixon UNDER 68.5 rushing yards

3. Burrow UNDER 275.5 passing yards

2. Chase UNDER 80.5 receiving yards

1. Chase TD NO

The Simpson’s picked this game in an episode about 25 years ago.  Score 34-31 bengals

posted by Fletch

The Simpson’s picked this game in an episode about 25 years ago.  Score 34-31 bengals

No it didn't. That meme floating around is wrong.

15 Bengals
14 Bengals (pick ats)
13 over 48.5
12 Burrow over
11 Stafford over
10 Mixon over
9 Akers under
8Kupp over
7 Chase over
6 Kupp yes
5Akers no
4Chase yes
3 Mixon yes
2 Mac no
1 MVP Burrow

15 McPherson no

14 Rams

13 Akers TD yes

12 kupp TD yes

11 Mixon TD yes

10 Chase TD yes

9 Mixon under 65.5

8 Rams -4.5

7 Akers under 65.5

6 under 48.5

5 Stafford under 279.5

4 kupp under 105.5

3 burrow under 275.5

2 chase under 80.5

1 mvp Stafford

Get your picks in. Anyone can play and win the gift card, the winner is based on today only. No previous pick 'em results matter.

15 Rams vs Bengals
14 Rams (-4.5) vs Bengals (pick ATS)
13 Pick the MVP Burrow
12 Burrow O 275.5 yards
11 O 48.5
10 Stafford O 279.5 yards
9 Mixon O 65.5 rushing yards
8 Akers O 65.5 rushing yards
7 Kupp U 105.5 receiving yards
6 Chase O 80.5 receiving yards
5 Kupp TD Yes
4 Akers TD No
3 Chase TD Yes
2 Mixon TD Yes
1 McPherson breaks playoffs points record (needs 10 to break it) Yes