It’s rumored that when a player is drafted by the Yankees, they are required to shit through the sunroof of a Volkswagen Jetta. Former teammates state that Derek Jeter loved defacing this beautiful machine with his stink.

The Stankees are a terrible team, owned by a terrible person with even worse terrible fans. NEVER FORGET: https://www.nytimes.com/2004/09/01/sports/baseball/yankees-slide-to-a-newlow-against-indians-220.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4Qd6Q6JOrU

Remember that time the spent all that money on a new shitty stadium only to get pwned? Then hired a team to investigate why so many HRs were being hit against them? LOL

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/194012-new-yankee-stadiums-statistical-effect-yankees-stats-inflated

AND ANOTHER ONE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_GJse-anfk

Damn man lol

Good work Commander!!

Got my "I Hate The Yankees "Hankee out for this one.

posted by cat_lover

Good work Commander!!

Got my "I Hate The Yankees "Hankee out for this one.

And I second this!

Go Tribe. 

I am at the Jake. There are gross NYY fans everywhere. Fuck the Yankees, go Tribe.

I tend to just focus on just the Tribe during the season, so I was taken aback to hear Rosie in the pre-game talk about the Yankees at 29 games over .500 being in second by 3.5 games. 

No wonder we are hated. :-)

Go Tribe. 

Good start

Tribe up 2-0 after 1. Lindor,JRam and EE doing damage.

We really need to savor the Lindor/Ramirez tandem as long as we have them, cause these two guys are special...brings back memories of Robby & Omar...ROLL TRIBE!!!

2-2 in the 3rd. Tribe has 2 on and 1 out.

Go Tribe

Tribe goes up 3-2 and The Evil Empire tie it at 3 in the top of the 4th.

Huge mistake by Gomes in the 4th....and I love Klubot, but he gives up way too many dingers—already 19 on the season.

wonder if Klubs makes it out of the 4th—based loaded, no outs...

posted by vball10set

Huge mistake by Gomes in the 4th....and I love Klubot, but he gives up way too many dingers—already 19 on the season.

Just saw a stat where the most he has given up in a SEASON was 22. That’s not a good sign

JRAM ties it at 4.

Pardon me for saying:

SHIT

Kluber left in a bit too long (112 pitches), but with our shitty bullpen, who can blame Francona...and thank god we’re in the AL Central.

Interesting stat: The Tribe hadn't lost a game when scoring 4 runs when Kluber pitched since June 2013. I believe they said 72 games.

posted by Fab4Runner

I am at the Jake. There are gross NYY fans everywhere. Fuck the Yankees, go Tribe.

There was a considerable amount

Well, we're up 1-0 after one. 

How long will that last?

Go Tribe. 

I honestly think Kipnis forgot how to go oppo...he either homers to right, flies out to right, or grounds out to second. 

Biebs looking sharp, but need at least four more runs to keep the Yanks at bay.

4-3 Tribe heading into the bottom of the 5th 

posted by vball10set

4-3 Tribe heading into the bottom of the 5th 

I expect another sweep. Pitching sucks and bats have gone silent.

Stanton goes deep, so now a one run game with nobody out...while Allen gives up yet another home run