What is your morning routine on Massillon game day? 

1.) Wake up at 4:30 AM. 

2.) Meditation from 4:30 AM to 5:00 AM with a muffled "TIG"...."ERS" chant. 

3.) Pray for that nights/days opponent, 5:00 to 5:30.  

4.) 5:30 to 6:00 Eat pre breakfast....which consists of.... Orange juice and alphabet cereal spelling "TIGERS" as often as possible. 

5.) Poop 6:00 to 6:15. 

6.) 6:15 to 7:15, practice singing the Alma Mater for that evenings pregame rendition. 

7.) 7:15 to 9:30 Using all Tiger Beanie Babies, I recreate the previous weeks game EXACTLY from memory. 

8.) 9:30 to 10:30 I hold a ceremony using a G.I. Joe, the last name of this weeks opposing quarterback and a series of pins and needles all the while whistling "hold that Tiger." 

This is trolling at its worst.

I haven't given a fuck about high school football in over a decade.

posted by Automatik

I haven't given a fuck about high school football in over a decade.

That's because you're the coolest. 

9.) Watch "Go Tigers" with "eye of the Tiger" playing quietly in the background on a loop. 

10.) Take second poop and, while squatting, read an article:

Author: David Kinder II, WKYC

Published: 11/28/18

MASSILLON, Ohio -- Few schools have a football history like Massillon Washington High School. Yet one thing has eluded the Tigers.

Since 1972, when Ohio started a high school football playoff, Massillon has never won a state title. The school's 24 state titles all came before the playoff era. 

They have a chance to change that Thursday when they take on Archbishop Hoban in the DII state title.

Wipe and lament. 

I think someone's a little tushy tender his teams best player wants to be a Tiger again. 

posted by BRF

10.) Take a pee and, while squatting, read an article:

Author: David Kinder II, WKYC

Published: 11/28/18 

MASSILLON, Ohio -- Few schools have a football history like Massillon Washington High School. Yet one thing has eluded the Tigers.

Since 1972, when Ohio started a high school football playoff, Massillon has never won a state title. The school's 24 state titles all came before the playoff era. 

They have a chance to change that Thursday when they take on Archbishop Hoban in the DII state title.

 

 

 

Wipe and lament. 

This is more like it....I fixed it for you....read closely.