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No teeth

How bout 100 $12 prostitutes? 

posted by ernest_t_bass

How bout 100 $12 prostitutes? 

80 $15 prostitutes - hookers deserve a living wage, too

posted by gut

80 $15 prostitutes - hookers deserve a living wage, too

Well, if you buy a ticket to Thailand, you can still probably get 100 at a living wage.

posted by O-Trap

Well, if you buy a ticket to Thailand, you can still probably get 100 at a living wage.

But what if I want 100 without penises?

Trust me, the answer is one $1,200 hooker. 

posted by gut

But what if I want 100 without penises?

Well, if you're gonna be all picky ...
 

posted by SportsAndLady

Trust me, the answer is one $1,200 hooker. 

What's the context for saying "trust me" here?  If it comes with an anecdote, I think it's important.

posted by justincredible

I think we figured it out. We never get a refund, so they don't have our direct deposit on file. Derp.

Same.  So, what do we do?  I have been trying to figure this out. 

posted by like_that

Same.  So, what do we do?  I have been trying to figure this out. 

 

You don't have to do anything. They will mail you a check.

Living in Italy, how do you still get one like_that?

posted by Al Bundy

You don't have to do anything. They will mail you a check.

or you can go to their site and enter your direct deposit information.

posted by ernest_t_bass

Living in Italy, how do you still get one like_that?

Still working for the US.   I wish I wasn't paying taxes to the US anymore lol (edit: by that I mean, I wish I wasn't paying taxes anywhere in the world, because taxes in most other countries are worse than the US).  I still have to pay "state" taxes to DC, which is complete bullshit. 

posted by like_that

Still working for the US.   I wish I wasn't paying taxes to the US anymore lol (edit: by that I mean, I wish I wasn't paying taxes anywhere in the world, because taxes in most other countries are worse than the US).  I still have to pay "state" taxes to DC, which is complete bullshit. 

Gotcha

posted by queencitybuckeye

or you can go to their site and enter your direct deposit information.

Couldn't figure out how to do that with the message we were getting. It seems like you can only enter your info when it says "We need more info" not when it says "We don't fucking know."

Unless I'm wrong and someone can clarify, my wife does all of our taxes so she was the one trying to figure it out.

posted by like_that

Still working for the US.   I wish I wasn't paying taxes to the US anymore lol (edit: by that I mean, I wish I wasn't paying taxes anywhere in the world, because taxes in most other countries are worse than the US).  I still have to pay "state" taxes to DC, which is complete bullshit. 

ROADS!!

posted by justincredible

Couldn't figure out how to do that with the message we were getting. It seems like you can only enter your info when it says "We need more info" not when it says "We don't fucking know."

Unless I'm wrong and someone can clarify, my wife does all of our taxes so she was the one trying to figure it out.

Mine told me we'd be receiving a check since we had never done direct deposit and allowed us to enter it.

posted by queencitybuckeye

Mine told me we'd be receiving a check since we had never done direct deposit and allowed us to enter it.

Maybe they changed in the last few days, but I'm in the same boat as justin. I'll try again today. 

Nope. Same message:  

Bought one of those massage guns.  

May be getting closer to adding a shower to our half bath in the house. Have someone willing to come check it out and give us an estimate.

This will be a relief.

For those of us (me, Justin, BRF at least) who've gotten that "Deeerrrrrrrrppppppp...we don't know what's what with you?!!!" message, this article has a bit of insight -- https://finance.yahoo.com/news/stimulus-check-tracker-whats-payment-131737776.html

One of the reasons given is simply that they're still adding people to the tool, so if you're in the same category as me (and, I think, Justin) and pay at this time, they're probably still putting together info as to when you'll be getting the physical check. Which I think I read comes out in inverse order of your financial status, so poors get their check first and people at the top end of the spectrum won't get there's until, I think, late summer or early fall. At least, they're saying people get added to that tool on a daily basis, so I guess we'll have to keep checking to see what's happening.

Which means that whenever I get mine, I'll have to wait a little while to say I did in order to look more successful! Or just be like Tiernan and brag I'm so loaded I didn't even get anything. While completely blowing my cover because I'm acting like crab salad is the be-all, end-all feast for us elites.

Checked again today and still getting that message. I'll try again tomorrow...

posted by justincredible

Checked again today and still getting that message. I'll try again tomorrow...

Same here.

LOL, at Heretic's Tiernan comment.

I guess the people who posted that they got their checks tipped their hand on how well off they are. ;-)

Yep I’m still getting that message. Anyone know if our amount is atleast locked in. I don’t wanna file 2019 because of the difference in AGI unless the amount is already calcu

I won't get very much of it, but what i do will go to extending my patio.