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CenterBHSFan

333 - I'm only half evil

Tue, Oct 16, 2018 10:02 AM

What is the weirdest news, or strange stories, that you have heard lately? I saw this gem a few minutes ago:
https://wreg.com/2018/10/12/man-run-over-by-lawn-mower-while-trying-to-kill-son-with-chainsaw/

According to a Sullivan County Sheriff’s Office release, officers called to a home June 28 found Ferguson bleeding from his leg and head. A preliminary investigation indicated he had tried to attack his son with a running chain saw while he son mowed the yard.

 I mean... I don't even...

justincredible

Honorable Admin

Tue, Oct 16, 2018 10:11 AM

I'm surprised that didn't happen in Florida. Most stories like that seem to start with "A Florida man..."

Fab4Runner

Tits McGee

Wed, Oct 17, 2018 10:45 AM
posted by CenterBHSFan

How could you not know, even when sleeping, that somebody was shoving something up your butt? He wasn't drugged. 

wut

Did we read different articles? It said they believe he was drugged with sleeping pills. 

OSH

Kosh B'Gosh

Wed, Oct 17, 2018 10:49 AM

My brother lived in West Virginia (for way too long) and always kept me up on the news around him. This was the worst. Article is great, it only gets better from the opening.

http://stuppid.com/meth-energy-drinks/

The Boone County drug task force raided June’s tree fort (June lives in 200 sq. ft. tree fort on his brother’s property) to find Jasper wearing only an adult diaper and reading an Arabic pornographic magazine.

CenterBHSFan

333 - I'm only half evil

Wed, Oct 17, 2018 11:26 AM
posted by Fab4Runner

Did we read different articles? It said they believe he was drugged with sleeping pills. 

You're right, it does say that!

Tom

Member

Wed, Oct 17, 2018 1:32 PM
posted by OSH

My brother lived in West Virginia (for way too long) and always kept me up on the news around him. This was the worst. Article is great, it only gets better from the opening.

http://stuppid.com/meth-energy-drinks/

“Okay, I put just a little meth in there to get them addicted and keep customers coming back. I know they’ll all testify against me so let me make something else clear: I pissed in every bottle.”