posted by like_that

I think I’m in the minority here, but people (mainly guys, not sure fab can relate) who spit into the toilet when taking a piss. It’s particular gross when it’s a urinal. 

if they have to spit, where else would be more suitable than a toilet or urinal?

posted by vball10set

if they have to spit, where else would be more suitable than a toilet or urinal?

Sink.

Sister's friend used to put mayo on birthday cake...puke

Ketchup on bologna

Steph Curry

posted by like_that

I think I’m in the minority here, but people (mainly guys, not sure fab can relate) who spit into the toilet when taking a piss. It’s particular gross when it’s a urinal. 

Yeah, big time minority. It's not OK to spit where you PISS?

posted by ernest_t_bass

Yeah, big time minority. It's not OK to spit where you PISS?

I didn't say it's not ok, I just think it's disgusting.  Open mouth spitting with the particles flying from a urinal.  The whole thing just grosses me out.  I am a bit of a germophobe. 

The tar you get in the corner of your mouth if you're a sloppy cigar smoker.

Gross.

posted by BR1986FB

Sister's friend used to put mayo on birthday cake...puke

What in the living fuck?!?!? A lot of stuff on this thread is in the "Yeah, obviously!" category with a few being more in the "maybe for you, but..." zone, but this one is both horribly disgusting and weird as fuck in a "who the hell would even think of doing this shit?!?" way.

posted by Heretic

What in the living fuck?!?!? A lot of stuff on this thread is in the "Yeah, obviously!" category with a few being more in the "maybe for you, but..." zone, but this one is both horribly disgusting and weird as fuck in a "who the hell would even think of doing this shit?!?" way.

Agreed. When I first saw it I went into Jim Carrey/Dumb & Dumber dry heave mode.

posted by BR1986FB

Sister's friend used to put mayo on birthday cake...puke

Yeah, your sister's friend is obviously a psycho serial killer.  That kind of shit gets you shot on sight.

posted by BR1986FB

Agreed. When I first saw it I went into Jim Carrey/Dumb & Dumber dry heave mode.

When I was a kid, I used to go to my grandma's house in Continental, Ohio [town of about 1k out in the middle of nowhere Ohio]. My aunt ran a daycare near my grandma's house, and I remember a kid there what would put mayo on oscar meyer bologna, roll it tortilla style and eat it. I still get close to dry heaves thinking about that.

Co-workers who eat loudly.

posted by Commander of Awesome

When I was a kid, I used to go to my grandma's house in Continental, Ohio [town of about 1k out in the middle of nowhere Ohio]. My aunt ran a daycare near my grandma's house, and I remember a kid there what would put mayo on oscar meyer bologna, roll it tortilla style and eat it. I still get close to dry heaves thinking about that.

My grandma came over from Poland and my older brothers and sisters told me "if she invites you over for soup and sandwiches take a hard pass." She called it "chocolate soup." It was really duck blood.

posted by BR1986FB

My grandma came over from Poland and my older brothers and sisters told me "if she invites you over for soup and sandwiches take a hard pass." She called it "chocolate soup." It was really duck blood.

Lol, didn't think about that.  One time I asked my Polish father about czernina.  He laughed and said he knew about it, but his mother and other relatives didn't serve it.  Mostly kielbasa and placek.  His grandparents might have served it after they came off the boat, but they died before he was born.

People who, when cooking, taste something and then put that utensil back into whatever pot their stirring. I'm always very picky about who's food I'm willing to eat. If I know they do this, I just won't eat their food at a family function or whatever. I don't want your spit in my food. Period.

People who spit on a constant basis. I often wonder if this is a nervous tic of some sort or if there is some medical problem that causes excessive drooling.

posted by CenterBHSFan

People who, when cooking, taste something and then put that utensil back into whatever pot their stirring. I'm always very picky about who's food I'm willing to eat. If I know they do this, I just won't eat their food at a family function or whatever. I don't want your spit in my food. Period.

People who spit on a constant basis. I often wonder if this is a nervous tic of some sort or if there is some medical problem that causes excessive drooling.

I taste food like this if it's just my wife and I eating. I wouldn't do it if I were serving more people.

I do spit a lot. It's not a nervous tic for me, I must just produce a lot of saliva.

posted by Commander of Awesome

 put mayo on oscar meyer bologna, roll it tortilla style and eat it.

Sounds delicious!

posted by O-Trap

cigar smoker.

Any smoking at all......

posted by wkfan

Any smoking at all......

I like a good cigar.

But the tar build-up is gross.

I generally don't mind if people smoke. What bothers me are those people who need to do it right in front of you and/or blow smoke in your face. I do have to applaud those smokers who generally go stand away from others when they want to smoke. 

posted by justincredible   

I do spit a lot. It's not a nervous tic for me, I must just produce a lot of saliva.

the more you spit, the more saliva you'll produce, and yes, you are correct--it's not a tic, but it is a nervous habit

Soggy bread on a sandwich

People that eat and have a mess on their face, I purposely sit facing a window at a restaurant if possible.

Seeing a couple lapping on each other in public, not talking about a quick kiss but a full make out session. Seriously, get a room.

Venison

posted by Bio-Hazzzzard

Soggy bread on a sandwich

Oh goddamn yes!!! I cannot stand that shit! Just the way the sogginess feels when you bite down into it is pure nausea fuel.

I mean, can we talk about the toilet paper in public restrooms?

Airports and gas stations I get.....but a $300+ hotel room?!?