https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/education/wp/2017/12/19/a-teachers-husband-caught-her-in-bed-with-a-teenage-student-police-say/?utm_term=.d1b00ac7fcd2

Teacher from a Christian School!

Authorities said in a statement that Baber also gave the teenager marijuana.

Baber was taken into custody last week on numerous charges, including third-degree rape, third-degree sodomy

Baber’s biography page, which has been removed from the school’s website, said she has “always felt called to work with youth and is very excited that God opened the door for her to be part of the Logos team.”

DAMN

I don't understand how this continues to happen. YOU ARE GOING TO GET CAUGHT. 

How they got caught is hilarious. Dumbass took a racy photo of them two of them in her bed.

posted by justincredible

I don't understand how this continues to happen. YOU ARE GOING TO GET CAUGHT. 

This. I'll also never understand how a 29 year old is attracted to a 15 year old. Like...no. 

And there is no way a 15 year old isn't bragging to anyone who will listen. 

posted by FatHobbit

And there is no way a 15 year old isn't bragging to anyone who will listen. 

Right. You cannot keep this a secret between you and a teenage boy. It just doesn't make any damn sense.

I bet he felt like a victim the whole time.

posted by justincredible

Right. You cannot keep this a secret between you and a teenage boy. It just doesn't make any damn sense.

Well, the charges include sodomy so I don't think boy will be doing too much bragging.

posted by gut

Well, the charges include sodomy so I don't think boy will be doing too much bragging.

LOL. It looks like she might have found the loophole. But screwed it up by being a complete moron and taking friggin' photo evidence.

"You tell anyone about this I'll let the world know I put stuff in your butt and you liked it." Silence.

Though, it seems that sodomy may not necessarily mean "butt stuff" so I don't know if that charge really means anything.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodomy_law

posted by justincredible

Though, it seems that sodomy may not necessarily mean "butt stuff" so I don't know if that charge really means anything.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodomy_law

Yeah, I don't either.....but it would have ruined the joke.

I've never noticed that it also apparently includes oral, but I don't usually bother to look at what charges were filed.  Either way, that kid is now known as the teacher's "butt bitch".

posted by gut

Yeah, I don't either.....but it would have ruined the joke.

I've never noticed that it also apparently includes oral, but I don't usually bother to look at what charges were filed.  Either way, that kid is now known as the teacher's "butt bitch".

Ouch! Imagine having that on his yearbook.

http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2018/03/01/married-florida-middle-school-teacher-accused-sending-14-year-old-student-nudes-buying-drugs/

THe poor boy

Damn.

I don't understand WTF she's doing messing around with a 14 year old. I feel bad for her husband.

posted by justincredible

I don't understand WTF she's doing messing around with a 14 year old. I feel bad for her husband.

That was my thought as well... but damn

posted by Spock

http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2018/03/01/married-florida-middle-school-teacher-accused-sending-14-year-old-student-nudes-buying-drugs/

 

THe poor boy

Poor boy indeed. Sounds like he didn’t even get any action, just pics.

posted by Mulva

 

Poor boy indeed. Sounds like he didn’t even get any action, just pics.

Gotta keep it cool until after you've worn it out.  Just gotta keep those pics to yourself for a while.

posted by fish82

Damn.

That's a nice red drum; wonder if she was using a fly rod.

posted by justincredible

I don't understand WTF she's doing messing around with a 14 year old. I feel bad for her husband.

I think maybe these women must be actual pedophiles.  We assume these kids (we never see the victims) probably look 18-20, but in actuality probably not even close or the women would just go out and hook-up with college dudes.  There's probably also some with the control/puppy dog thing.

We were 8th grade boys once.....that would be heaven. But we were 8th grade boys once and we would have told everyone of our buddies!!!!

posted by Spock

We were 8th grade boys once.....that would be heaven. But we were 8th grade boys once and we would have told everyone of our buddies!!!

I would put the over/under on how long 8th grade me would have lasted with her at 1.5 seconds. 

posted by Dr Winston O'Boogie

I would put the over/under on how long 8th grade me would have lasted with her at 1.5 seconds. 

Maybe American Pie-ish

posted by Dr Winston O'Boogie

I would put the over/under on how long 8th grade me would have lasted with her at 1.5 seconds. 

Fortunately, the eighth grade version would be ready to go again in 30 seconds. To last 3.5 seconds during round 2.

posted by Heretic

Fortunately, the eighth grade version would be ready to go again in 30 seconds. To last 3.5 seconds during round 2.

Not to mention that third round that would last 7.2 seconds.  

Another one:

https://nypost.com/2018/03/23/teacher-allegedly-had-sex-with-13-year-old-student/