https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2018/11/22/fear-faith-inside-last-days-an-american-missionary-killed-by-remote-indian-ocean-tribe/?utm_term=.f906a75a7687

In short:

1. Off India a ways, there is a tiny island with a very reclusive band of natives who are primitive as hell. They're reclusive and it is THEIR island, where they tend to kill trespassers. And they're considered "protected" by India to where it's illegal to step foot on their island, because of the threat of death, in order to preserve their culture and because of the potential for outside diseases to wipe them out in much the same way that our European forefathers brought a lot of sickness to the original natives over here.

2. Complete dipshit decides these people need them some Jebus all up in them and concocts a way to sneak onto the island despite minor issues like the threat of death or how it's totally illegal for him to even step foot there.

3. Reality ensues, as a primitive hunter-gatherer tribe was more than a match for a random bitch-boy armed with his bible. And his body's stuck there with no one remotely willing to recover it.

Moral of the story: Be a dumb fuck; get got.

posted by Heretic

3. Reality ensues, as a primitive hunter-gatherer tribe was more than a match for a random bitch-boy armed with his bible. And his body's stuck there with no one remotely willing to recover it.

If I'm not mistaken, his body was found by fisherman as it was floating in the water.

posted by Heretic

 

1.  European forefathers brought a lot of sickness to the original natives over here.

Maurice Portman also molested a bunch of the little boys there, so they probably hate persons of pale skin

Step foot vs. set foot. 

Maybe I'll start a thread. 

He isnt stepping or setting anymore

https://www-m.cnn.com/2018/12/13/asia/india-leopard-monk-scli-intl/index.html?r=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F

Another Darwin winner

"Unthinking faith is a curious offering to be made to the creator of the human mind."

- John Hutchinson

https://www.foxnews.com/us/bison-south-dakota-video-motorcycle

Bison are big

posted by Spock

https://www.foxnews.com/us/bison-south-dakota-video-motorcycle

Bison are big

LOL.  This is like a tailor-made Biden ad.  You've got a bunch of old, white Bikers going to a rally, not social distancing and not wearing masks....harassing wild life....and did you see the guy running up at the end with his gun drawn?

posted by gut

LOL.  This is like a tailor-made Biden ad.  You've got a bunch of old, white Bikers going to a rally, not social distancing and not wearing masks....harassing wild life....and did you see the guy running up at the end with his gun drawn?

i am surprised someone didnt shoot that Bison.  You know there were a dozen guns in that video

Bison are Serious Business.

posted by Heretic

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2018/11/22/fear-faith-inside-last-days-an-american-missionary-killed-by-remote-indian-ocean-tribe/?utm_term=.f906a75a7687

In short:

1. Off India a ways, there is a tiny island with a very reclusive band of natives who are primitive as hell. They're reclusive and it is THEIR island, where they tend to kill trespassers. And they're considered "protected" by India to where it's illegal to step foot on their island, because of the threat of death, in order to preserve their culture and because of the potential for outside diseases to wipe them out in much the same way that our European forefathers brought a lot of sickness to the original natives over here.

2. Complete dipshit decides these people need them some Jebus all up in them and concocts a way to sneak onto the island despite minor issues like the threat of death or how it's totally illegal for him to even step foot there.

3. Reality ensues, as a primitive hunter-gatherer tribe was more than a match for a random bitch-boy armed with his bible. And his body's stuck there with no one remotely willing to recover it.

Moral of the story: Be a dumb fuck; get got.

Wow—what a moron.