Doing anything special?

Shoot heroin and wait for the Hale Bopp comet.

I’m gonna drink 2 shots of bourbon, chase with 2 beers and take a 2 turd shit

2nd grade here at school all dressed the same and doing something fun at 2:22

I’ve had gastritis since last week and it is kicking my ass. So to answer the question, no. 

Well, for the first one, I was winding down and listening to music before sleeping. For the afternoon one, I'll be working. So, yeah, PARTY CENTRAL BABY!!!!

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Palindrome, using the European format

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I’m gonna drink 2 shots of bourbon, chase with 2 beers and take a 2 turd shit

Fucked up and pinched turd 2 off too soon

Final score 2 beers 2 bourbons 3 turds FML