Brett Favre will retire.........

• Hammerin'Hank

  ....and open a pastry shop with Adrian Peterson.
  
  They will specialize in turnovers.
  
  
  Sorry if this has been on here, but I saw it on another site and had to share.
• Nate

  Brett: "I should take them out of the oven."
  Brett: "Wait, maybe I should leave them in the oven."
  Brett: "Nah, I'll take them out of the oven."
  Brett hands off tray to ADP.
  ADP drops tray.
• mtrulz

  He'll be back. Watch..
• Scarlet_Fever

  

  haha Hank. I found that pretty humerous.
• hasbeen

  

  mtrulz wrote: He'll be back. Watch..

  I'm glad you caught on to the joke.