Greg Oden's Penis

• wes_mantooth

  

  ^^^Not going to lie, as soon as I saw you post on here, I thought you would have a pic of Kobe sportin 4 large dicks....lol
• End of Line

  

  Wtf????
• IggyPride00

  

  Only thing longer in Oregon is the Unemployment Line.

  I guess Oden is only 22. You can tell by the number of rings on his trunk.

  If the pics are legit, let’s just say that the future Mrs. Oden might find herself as injury prone as her husband. Look out!

  Tommy Lee and Frank Sinatra are impressed. Secretariat is blown away. Milton Berle thinks that Oden is blessed. Mercy.

  You would blow out your knees too if you had to carry that thing around all day…..

  This story has spread like wild fire, I find the comments people leave hilarious
• Footwedge

  Prescott wrote: I've heard there once was player on the Celtics who went by the nickname of "FOOT" and it had nothing to do with his shoe size.

  Now you know why I'm footwedge.
• lhslep134

  

  A friend of mine who works for the Padres told me that when Mike Cameron came to play there, he was sporting a 14", which would appear to blow Oden out of the water.
• justincredible

  

  lhslep134 wrote: A friend of mine who works for the Padres told me that when Mike Cameron came to play there, he was sporting a 14", which would appear to blow Oden out of the water.

  Did you friend measure it for him? Is the the official cock measurer of the San Diego Padres?
• charliehustle14

  justincredible wrote:

  lhslep134 wrote: A friend of mine who works for the Padres told me that when Mike Cameron came to play there, he was sporting a 14", which would appear to blow Oden out of the water.

  Did you friend measure it for him? Is the the official cock measurer of the San Diego Padres?

  lmao
• NNN

  

  lhslep134 wrote: A friend of mine who works for the Padres told me that when Mike Cameron came to play there, he was sporting a 14", which would appear to blow Oden out of the water.

  I was going to ask who would have been interested in such a thing, then I realized that "Padre" would be used to refer to a priest...
• LJ

  

  lhslep134 wrote: A friend of mine who works for the Padres told me that when Mike Cameron came to play there, he was sporting a 14", which would appear to blow Oden out of the water.

  Well, I haven't looked at the oden picture closely at all, but you do realize that Oden is 7'1 and whatever you MAY think it is, it's probably bigger than that.
• Ytowngirlinfla

  

  I think you guys are all gay lol...Who wants a penis that big seriously? Most women aren't turned on by a foot long penis. That would just hurt.
• Ytowngirlinfla

  

  Haha he's apologized for the leaked nude photos.
  
  http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/01/27/2010-01-27_portland_trailblazers_center_greg_oden_apologizes_for_leaked_nude_photos_.html
• THE4RINGZ

  

  Because I am not gay, I have refused to look at the photos. However, from what I understand he has nothing to apologize for. I mean if any of us Huddler's had junk that big we would find a way to include a photo of it on the Christmas cards.
• Firad

  

  Pants on the ground, pants on the ground. Greg Oden's got his pants on the ground!
• Heretic

  

  justincredible wrote:

  lhslep134 wrote: A friend of mine who works for the Padres told me that when Mike Cameron came to play there, he was sporting a 14", which would appear to blow Oden out of the water.

  Did you friend measure it for him? Is the the official cock measurer of the San Diego Padres?

  One of the unsung heroes of any professional organization.
  

  THE4RINGZ wrote: Because I am not gay, I have refused to look at the photos. However, from what I understand he has nothing to apologize for. I mean if any of us Huddler's had junk that big we would find a way to include a photo of it on the Christmas cards.

  Just Christmas cards? Hell, it'd be my avatar here!
• skank

  

  So Sage, how many times have you masturbated to the photo?
• lhslep134

  

  justincredible wrote:

  lhslep134 wrote: A friend of mine who works for the Padres told me that when Mike Cameron came to play there, he was sporting a 14", which would appear to blow Oden out of the water.

  Did you friend measure it for him? Is the the official cock measurer of the San Diego Padres?

  HAHAHHA that's fucking hilarious. He works in the media relations department, which might include that individual job title...
• Ender Wiggin

  

  Its not that big.
• hoops23

  

  Ytowngirlinfla wrote: I think you guys are all gay lol...Who wants a penis that big seriously? Most women aren't turned on by a foot long penis. That would just hurt.

  So that's my problem!?!?
  
  
  haha.. j/k, I don't have any problems
• Fab4Runner

  

  Looks painful.