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Jared Lorenzen - aka, Round Mound of Touchdown - Returns

  • gorocks99
    And dear lord is he fat.

    http://ftw.usatoday.com/2014/02/jared-lorenzen-nky-river-monsters/

  • Fab1b
    Gives hope to all armchair QBs out there!

    Good for him still gets to play the game he loves but it's funny watching an O lineman under center.
  • Commander of Awesome
    Hefty lefty

    He has a SB ring. What a country.
  • Fab1b
    Pillsbury Throwboy
  • thavoice
    Commander of Awesome;1576351 wrote:Hefty lefty

    He has a SB ring. What a country.
    makes him a better qb than Marino then..........
  • vball10set
    Damn, he makes Axl Rose look svelte...and how the hell do you tackle him! :confused:
  • Ironman92
    One of my buddies from school played flag football against him in Cincinnati....he said you hear he ball buzz by your head.
  • Lovejoy1984
    He looks to be half asleep, or drunk in that picture.
  • Fly4Fun
    HighRoller74;1576372 wrote:He looks to be half asleep, or drunk in that picture.
    Probably day dreaming about the chicken and waffles dinner he'll be eating later.
  • Terry_Tate
    https://vine.co/v/MaaQAJE2m69

    Crazy how well he moves for being at least 350, lol.
  • Mulva
    350 looks extremely conservative.
  • said_aouita
    Get some exercise you fat fuck.
  • Azubuike24
    One of the best QB arms ever, according to some. I'm thinking if he could've kept his weight under control, he would definitely have a job in the NFL. Possibly a starter. For a few years in New York, he seemed to maybe have a future somewhere.
  • Midstate01
    Azubuike24;1576523 wrote:One of the best QB arms ever, according to some. I'm thinking if he could've kept his weight under control, he would definitely have a job in the NFL. Possibly a starter. For a few years in New York, he seemed to maybe have a future somewhere.
    Ever
    ....
  • Azubuike24
    Yes, one of the top 5 arms in the history of the world
  • Rotinaj
    Azubuike24;1576542 wrote:Yes, one of the top 5 arms in the history of the world
    He's 5th, right behind Kim Jong-Il.
  • Laley23
    Top 26
  • Tiernan
    Browns could use him.
  • Sonofanump
    Better video:

    http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=10402634
  • Midstate01
    That video definitely proves top 5 arm. Lol he could hardly throw 5 yards.
  • Sonofanump
    20$ can get you two tickets to a game.
  • Ironman92
    ccrunner609;1576957 wrote:he doesn't throw one spiral and steps with his wrong foot.
    Sounds like Joey Votto
  • OSH
    Azubuike24;1576523 wrote:One of the best QB arms ever, according to some. I'm thinking if he could've kept his weight under control, he would definitely have a job in the NFL. Possibly a starter. For a few years in New York, he seemed to maybe have a future somewhere.
    Spoken like a true UK fan. :)
  • Azubuike24
    Unfortunately, Jared broke his Tibia in a game today. Most likely ends his career. That's a year long injury...
  • Midstate01
    Especially at 700 pounds.