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Why your favorite NFL team sucks

  • BR1986FB
    AFC North...click on link for others.

    [h=2]AFC NORTH[/h]Baltimore Ravens – No team talks more while accomplishing nothing than the Ravens. And, no, all of your critics are not “haters.” “Haters” are people who dislike something even in the face of contradictory evidence. Whereas, in your case, there is plenty of evidence that you suck. (See: the first sentence about you never accomplishing anything and/or every one of your offensive possessions in franchise history.)
    Cincinnati Bengals – Is it really necessary to do this one? It feels mean. Ripping on the Bengals is like heckling a Little League team. A Little League team full of juvenile felons. The Bengals probably just had bad parents.
    Cleveland Browns – Ooh! Good for you! You’re Ohio’s “good” NFL team! It’s the only title the NFL offers for getting to 5 wins.
    Pittsburgh Steelers – Your franchise is built on defense. Bummer for you. Defense isn’t allowed in the NFL anymore. And shut up about being targeted for head-shots. You can’t bitch about head-shots being outlawed in the NFL and then demand that the NHL protect Sidney Crosby. It’s either murderball for all or rec league rules. Make a pick, Steely McBeam.

    http://www.sportspickle.com/opinion/7957/why-your-favorite-nfl-team-sucks/page:1
  • Heretic
    This brought the lulz.

    [h=2]NFC WEST[/h]Arizona Cardinals – You’re in the NFC West.
    St. Louis Rams – You’re in the NFC West.
    San Francisco 49ers – You’re in the NFC West.
    Seattle Seahawks – You’re the champion of the NFC West. Congrats on being best at sucking.
  • justincredible
    New York Jets – While mediocre at his job, your “franchise” quarterback is totally bangable. So that’s nice. But you have to question his decision-making — on the field and off. I mean, white pants after Labor Day??? Come on, Mark, you’ll never earn Tom Brady’s respect that way.

  • justincredible
    Miami Dolphins – Remember how people used to imagine Lebron playing for the Browns? Notice that no one mentions Lebron suiting up for the Dolphins. Because as much as America hates Lebron, we still don’t hate him enough to wish that level of failure on him. Yes, Dolphins, you are now more pathetic than the Browns. Good work.

    Ha.
  • Iliketurtles
    Hahaha! Yes the NFC West was just what I was hoping for. There were some good ones in there and some that I think they were really off on.
  • ernest_t_bass
    justincredible;893261 wrote:Miami Dolphins – Remember how people used to imagine Lebron playing for the Browns? Notice that no one mentions Lebron suiting up for the Dolphins. Because as much as America hates Lebron, we still don’t hate him enough to wish that level of failure on him. Yes, Dolphins, you are now more pathetic than the Browns. Good work.

    Ha.
    Yes, I saw that. OUCH!
  • enigmaax
    Dallas Cowboys – Referring to the Cowboys as “America’s Team” is about the least patriotic thing imaginable, as the Cowboys are horrible. They haven’t even made it to a conference title game since 1995. The Panthers — Panthers! — have done it three times since then. The America’s Team issue should actually be raised with presidential candidates.

    Moderator: Do you think the Dallas Cowboys are America’s Team?
    Candidate: Yes.Moderator: Why do you hate America?
    This is all fine and good, but really has nothing to do with why the team sucks. That answer is pretty much limited to Tony Romo.
  • justincredible
    ernest_t_bass;893270 wrote:Yes, I seen that. OUCH!
    fify
  • robj55
    justincredible;893261 wrote:Miami Dolphins – Remember how people used to imagine Lebron playing for the Browns? Notice that no one mentions Lebron suiting up for the Dolphins. Because as much as America hates Lebron, we still don’t hate him enough to wish that level of failure on him. Yes, Dolphins, you are now more pathetic than the Browns. Good work.

    Ha.
    At least we had Marino I guess lol
  • bigdaddy2003
    The one about the Ravens is actually dumb.
  • se-alum
    enigmaax;893274 wrote:This is all fine and good, but really has nothing to do with why the team sucks. That answer is pretty much limited to Tony Romo.
    At some point Jerry Jones has to go get a QB somewhere. Romo is not a proven winner, those his ego would suggest otherwise.
  • ernest_t_bass
    justincredible;893291 wrote:fify
    I don't talk like that. Must have me confused with someone else. Gay.
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    bigdaddy2003;893306 wrote:The one about the Ravens is actually dumb.
    you mean true, your homerism is blinding
  • bigdaddy2003
    Raw Dawgin' it;893367 wrote:you mean true, your homerism is blinding
    Nope not quite. They make it sound like Baltimore talks all this shit and is one of the worst teams in the league. Are you saying Baltimore sucks?
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    bigdaddy2003;893369 wrote:Nope not quite. They make it sound like Baltimore talks all this shit and is one of the worst teams in the league. Are you saying Baltimore sucks?
    No, but they do talk a lot of shit for not winning anything in 10 years.
  • bigdaddy2003
    Raw Dawgin' it;893370 wrote:No, but they do talk a lot of shit for not winning anything in 10 years.
    A lot of it is replying to other people but I understand the point.
  • like_that
    bigdaddy2003;893369 wrote:Nope not quite. They make it sound like Baltimore talks all this shit and is one of the worst teams in the league. Are you saying Baltimore sucks?
    Lol its an article about why each team sucks. Get over it.
  • bigdaddy2003
    like_that;893377 wrote:Lol its an article about why each team sucks. Get over it.
    I know. I'm over thinking it. Just thought it was dumb.
  • thavoice
    STeelers...


    *Most teams struggle the season after they win the super bowl.
    *8 starters are 30 and older I believe.
    *a few guys signed some big contracts this offseason...could they be a little bit 'satisifed' and not as hungry?

    I didnt get to see the game because i was working, but the way it sounds and I know how it goes in the NFL...you turn the ball over and it makes your WHOLE team look awful. There is a snowball effect. Ben turning the ball over 5 times himself......right there is everything ya need to know. Some can blame the defense for 35 points but to be honest with ya.........pretty much any offense SHOULD be able to score that much if they get 7 turnovers.
  • justincredible
    thavoice;893431 wrote:STeelers...


    *Most teams struggle the season after they win the super bowl.
    *8 starters are 30 and older I believe.
    *a few guys signed some big contracts this offseason...could they be a little bit 'satisifed' and not as hungry?

    I didnt get to see the game because i was working, but the way it sounds and I know how it goes in the NFL...you turn the ball over and it makes your WHOLE team look awful. There is a snowball effect. Ben turning the ball over 5 times himself......right there is everything ya need to know. Some can blame the defense for 35 points but to be honest with ya.........pretty much any offense SHOULD be able to score that much if they get 7 turnovers.
    Ummm...you did watch the Super Bowl, didn't you?
  • Heretic
    justincredible;893438 wrote:Ummm...you did watch the Super Bowl, didn't you?
    In my case, I got so drunk watching it that I can use the "I don't remember who won" excuse. And therefore believe what I want about how that game turned out.
  • thavoice
    I meant losing the SB...of course.
  • enigmaax
    justincredible;893438 wrote:Ummm...you did watch the Super Bowl, didn't you?
    What do you think?
    But my wife did want me to take her someplace DURING THE SUPER BOWL becuase my team was playing in it. Friends and I have steelers season tix, well, this year I didnt get them with my friends becuase my wife wanted the equal value in cash of the tickets and each time I go she wanted equal value in cash of what I spend. Weeks before she wanted to start having an annual super bowl party at our house. Well, my house, but as soon as the steelers made it her tune changed from having the party to wanting me to take her outta town.

    I was like sure...we can leave saturday morning....and get back sunday late afternoon...and attend a SB party or what not. THAT wasnt good enough...she said she wanted to be home like after the game would be over.

    Well...when I said that she went into a rage how football was more important than her...blah...blah...blah.
  • Pick6
    enigmaax;893520 wrote:What do you think?
    lmfao reps
  • Heretic
    Pick6;893525 wrote:lmfao reps
    I concur.