Sports Haiku

• Ironman92

  

  What do ya got?
  
  
  Reds suck donkey dick
  Horrible plate approaches
  Dusty can't do it
• Ironman92

  

  Cardinals pissy
  LaRussa sucks donkey dick
  Please don't make playoffs
• Ironman92

  

  Tiger needs caddy
  Has fallen hard from the top
  Will he recover?
• Ironman92

  

  Wily Mo Pena
  Arizona Diamondbacks
  Humongous taters
• justincredible

  

  Reds lineup is out
  Who is starting at shortstop?
  Ugh. Renteria.
• Ironman92

  

  Reds shortstop bats next
  After leadoff hitter bats
  C F guy hits first
• gorocks99

  

  John Lackey, so fat
  Sweat rolls down all of his chins
  Six-run first again
• Ironman92

  

  Ironman's ghey thread
  Too hot outside much boredom
  Must get a new life
• Crimson streak

  

  Grady fucking Sizemore
  Is he on the dl again?
  Stupid question
• Ironman92

  

  5-7-5 please
• gorocks99

  

  N F L lockout
  Please come to a swift ending
  Sundays aren't for chores
• gorocks99

  

  Sweater vest trouble
  Suspicious tattoos and drugs
  Why can't they catch Cam?
• gorocks99

  

  Justincredible
  Nick Mangold yearns for your love
  Are you man enough?
• gorocks99

  

  Gibwok and Tebow
  Like two peas in a pea pod
  Must be a big pod
• ernest_t_bass

  

  sports, sports, sports, sports, sports
  sports, sports, sports, sports, sports, sports, sports
  sports, sports, sports, sports, sports
• thavoice

  Sports and poetry
  is as ghey as snotbobbles
  Worst. Sports. Thread. Ever
• karen lotz

  

  gorocks99;837004 wrote:Gibwok and Tebow
  Like two peas in a pea pod
  Must be a big pod

  
  
  /thread
• Mulva

  

  Baseball's Mariners
  Have lost 12 straight games so far
  LOL Butt Wedge
• skank

  

  ****** is a ***
  Likes to shower with *** men
  after they wrestle
• skank

  

  Rape is a bad thing
  Roethlisberger did it twice
  soon to be a third
• skank

  

  Should not drink and drive
  Nobody told Hines Ward that
  Now he goes to jail
• skank

  

  Mendenhall is ****
  Bin Laden sympathyser
  Anti U S A
• skank

  

  Kordell and Cohwer
  Love is a wonderful thing
  Car was a rockin
• skank

  

  Pittsburgh smells like ****
  Homeless use it for toilet
  I have once also
• skank

  

  Young college female
  Be careful girls Ben is here
  To him no means yes