Jared Lorenzen has always been...

• BR1986FB

  FAT but Jesus H Christ....
  
  
• chicago510

  

  He's still playing QB too LOL
• GOONx19

  

  
  
  
• enigmaax

  GOONx19;773356 wrote:

  
  Lorenzen looks to be in the best shape of his life here. Could be prepping for a comeback.
• OQB

  

  I don't care how good of an arm you have, a person that big should NEVER be a QB! SMH that he actually played in the NFL, WOW!
  
  He's 6'5" and weighs 290 pounds!!!
• gerb131

  

  Battleship Lorenzen
• Little Danny

  

  I remember all the numbers he put up in high school at Ft. Thomas and at UK with Hal Mumme calling the shots.
  
  I did a quick wiki on him and they listed his official nicknames. I absolutely loved the last one!
  
  Due to Lorenzen's considerable girth, he has been given a collection of nicknames, which include:"Jumbo Giant", "Fat Jared", "Quarter(got)back", "QBese",[6][7] "Hefty Lefty",[8] "The Pillsbury Throwboy",[9] "J.Load",[10] "Round Mound of Touchdown", "Tubby Gunslinger",[10][11]"BBQ (Big Beautiful Quarterback)"[12] "Battleship Lorenzen",[13] "Butterball",[14] "Lord Of The Ring-Dings",[15] and "He Ate Me".[16]
• Mulva

  

  I always liked Quarter Got Back as a nickname.
  
  Always liked Lorenzen too. He could sling it.
• Ironman92

  

  290....not
• OQB

  

  Ironman92;773469 wrote:290....not

  check it out yourself....it's right on the northern kentucky river monster website: http://nkyrivermonsters.com/team/roster
• justincredible

  

  Ha, I'm definitely gonna go check out one of their games.
• like_that

  

  justincredible;773484 wrote:Ha, I'm definitely gonna go check out one of their games.

  
  No.
• Speedofsand

  

  I saw him from the front row of the north end zone. We tried every nickname above to rattle him, nothing did. No defender could take him down. He knew where his WRs were going or he threw it out of bounds. I think the final was UF 42 - UK 35. Derek Abney ran 2 punts/ kickoffs back for TD's right in my face. I called him White Lightning. I told UK fans how much I respected Abney's game. Mumme was a better coach than Zook.
  
  Hey, after football he could be the new Subway Jared.
• Little Danny

  

  From the picture in the OP, they could cast Lorenzen as Pvt. Leonard Lawrence (Pvt. Pyle) if they ever decided to remake Full Metal Jacket.
• Mohican00

  

  Mulva;773465 wrote:I always liked Quarter Got Back as a nickname.
  
  Always liked Lorenzen too. He could sling it.

  He could definitely throw it......not like he had another option when the pocket collapsed.
• thavoice

  Oh I am thinking he is 320+ by the looks at that pic. A well built guy who is 6'5" can weigh 240 easily...he has about 100 more on that frame.
• justincredible

  

  like_that;773540 wrote:No.

  
  Awwww, please?!?!
• BR1986FB

  Holy shit, I didn't think this was possible but his pass protection actually makes Lorenzen look thin....
  
  
• royal_k

  

  P90X
• Midstate01

  

  Are they playing with a junior size nerf ball?
• Heretic

  

  BR1986FB;774043 wrote:Holy shit, I didn't think this was possible but his pass protection actually makes Lorenzen look thin....
  
  

  His pass protection also has this "scared/flinching" look because he might have to engage in physical contact.
• SportsAndLady

  

  BR1986FB;774043 wrote:Holy shit, I didn't think this was possible but his pass protection actually makes Lorenzen look thin....
  
  

  
  Is that Bin Laden in the first row?
• derek bomar

  

  that ball looks so small...
• Iliketurtles

  

  derek bomar;774097 wrote:that ball looks so small...

  
  Thats all I noticed too. I remember the first time I saw him playing at UK I thought it was a joke that he was the QB. It's pretty amazing to think this guy played QB in the NFL.
• enigmaax

  SportsAndLady;774092 wrote:Is that Bin Laden in the first row?

  
  "Mass" murder doesn't necessarily mean more people. Pound-for-pound its a good target.