The "Everybody Talk Crap About the Reds To Reds Fans" Thread

• Sage

  

  Well, it's about that time of the year, I see.
  
  Baseball season? Fuck that. I don't even like baseball anymore. Maybe if the Dodgers make the World Series, I will talk shit.
  
  
  
  Yup. It's time to bash Reds fans and their sorry ass franchise.
  
  Every year, they're all like OMG CANT WAIT TIL OPENING DAY!!! THERE IS HOPE THIS YEAR!!!
  
  Reds win 7 of their first 10 and then it's all OMG OMG OMG HERE WE GO
  
  They usually collapse around the end of May. Last year, they waited until October.
  
  And ever year, it's THIS COULD BE OUR YEAR.
  
  Fuck the Reds. And fuck their fans.
  
  I'll save you the time: you guys aren't winning shit this year. Even if you make the playoffs, you're just signing up to take more L's than you ultimately have to.
  
  Enjoy your season and gut-wrenching collapse. You fools fall for the Okie Doke every year.
• SportsAndLady

  

  You bite your fucking tongue sage, do not make me come to Columbus and outdrink your sorry ass, Stone Cold Steve Austin style
  
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWPz_vH0Ymk&feature=watch_response
• wildcats20

  

  
• Sage

  

  lol thats such a ludicrous proposition i dont do anything but chuckle to that.
• Sage

  

  wow hadnt seen that bieber poster? is this real?
  
  fuck frank mccourt
• Sage

  

  but dont try to turn this around on me. i know what a shitty franchise the dodgers are.
  
  this thread is about the reds and their disillusioned inbred fan base.
• SportsAndLady

  

  
• sportswizuhrd

  I would think it would be better to hope this is our season and be disappointed than to not care about "your team" and that sport until they are good again.
• SportsAndLady

  

  
• SportsAndLady

  

  
• wildcats20

  

  Sage;694367 wrote:wow hadnt seen that bieber poster? is this real?
  
  fuck frank mccourt

  
  http://sfist.com/2010/04/08/justin_bieber_dodgers_fan.php
  
  Yes.
  
  But there is a better one out there....
  
• Sage

  

  OH WE GOOD NOW DODGERS
• georgemc80

  LA wishes they had sports fans like the Reds have. I am talking the city...not just the Dodgers.
• justincredible

  

  lol at this thread.
• justincredible

  

  BTW, you cant swear in thread titles.
• jordo212000

  

  I'm not sure what is going on here?
• justincredible

  

  We are inbred. That's what's going on here.
• Heretic

  

  justincredible;694651 wrote:We are inbred. That's what's going on here.

  
  You are.
• Sage

  

  SO LETS WAGER ON WHEN THE REDS COLLAPSE BEGINS.
  
  I took BEFORE ALL-STAR BREAK (-300) on sportsbook.com today.
  
  Some other bets:
  
  I think Volquez has Tommy John surgery before the end of April. (+1400).
  
  Joey Votto comes out of the closet (-100)
  
  Brandon Phillips indicted as a master of a cocaine ring (+3200)
  
  Dusty Baker exposed as being dead for last 3 years (-1000)
• Sage

  

  and Cincinnati doesn't have fans. they don't support the Bengals and only support Reds when theyre good (for first 2 months of season)
• justincredible

  

  Sage;694919 wrote:SO LETS WAGER ON WHEN THE REDS COLLAPSE BEGINS.
  
  I took BEFORE ALL-STAR BREAK (-300) on sportsbook.com today.
  
  Some other bets:
  
  I think Volquez has Tommy John surgery before the end of April. (+1400).
  
  Joey Votto comes out of the closet (-100)
  
  Brandon Phillips indicted as a master of a cocaine ring (+3200)
  
  Dusty Baker exposed as being dead for last 3 years (-1000)

  
  lol
• justincredible

  

  This thread has some great bumping potential when the season ends, just like the Cards are bitches thread last season.
  
  "The Reds will NOT win the NL Central. Fact."
  
  lol
• karen lotz

  

  The Central has been the worst division in baseball since realignment. Congrats to the Reds on last year's title as well as this year's likely title. Its kind of like winning the Special Olympics though. Yeah you are the best in the Central, but you're still retarded.
• justincredible

  

  karen lotz;694961 wrote:The Central has been the worst division in baseball since realignment. Congrats to the Reds on last year's title as well as this year's likely title. Its kind of like winning the Special Olympics though. Yeah you are the best in the Central, but you're still retarded.

  
  That's great.
• karen lotz

  

  justincredible;694965 wrote:That's great.

  
  
  I said congrats!!