John Madden will probably die of a heart attack today (but as a happy man)

• justincredible

  

  Deadspin will be releasing the infamous Brett Favre Crocshots today. Guaranteed John Madden has been sitting on deadspin all day hitting refresh.
• wes_mantooth

  

  
• Commander of Awesome

  

  Pics of Farve's penis? I'll pass.
• Heretic

  

  From Deadspin comments on the article previewing the eventual full cock disclosure:
  
  

  And tomorrow we discover the horrid things that happen when 1,000 sportswriters have kept one dick in their mouths for over a decade...
  
  It's gonna be a raisin.

  That has to be one hell of an emotional roller coaster.
  
  (24 hours ago) "Brett, we're getting Randy Moss!'
  "Awesome."
  (45 min. ago) "Brett, the dick pics you sent Jenn Sterger are going online and your wife will probably divorce you. Especially since there are voice mails that are clearly you."
  "Not awesome."

  And from Wes.

  So I was just sitting here thinking "Oh, man, it's so great I'm off of work tomorrow" because of this. And then I realized that I'm happy because that means I can look at pictures of Brett Favre's cock without the possibility of pesky co-workers peering over my shoulder. And now I just feel bad about my life.

• jordo212000

  

  It'll be interesting to see what happens from here. When this first broke Favre's team/ESPN successfully killed it, that might all change now that there is some supposed "proof".
• Art Modell

  

  I thought John Madden was already dead.
• chicago510

  

  Yikes. Just went to the site and the preview makes me squeamish. Will be avoiding deadspin for the day.
• karen lotz

  

  video is up on deadspin now.
• Fab4Runner

  

  Penises are ugly.
  
  And those voicemails are creepy.
• Laley23

  

  This is gonna be a great day to watch ESPN.
• Tiernan

  Sterger is not even hot. You'd think Favre could do better than this.
• j_crazy

  

  LOLZ.
  
  brett is a horny old man. love it.
• justincredible

  

  Against my better judgement I watched the video (that doesn't make me gay, does it?) on deadspin.
  
  Poor Brett.
  
  He was given this as an arm:
  
  
  And this as a dangle:
  
• Commander of Awesome

  

  ^ Fag
• justincredible

  

  Awww...