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Why They Won't Win the Superbowl!

  • sportchampps
    Pick a team and list atleast one reason they won't win the superbowl.

    I'll start with The J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets

    The Reason: Sanchez
  • wildcats20
    Cowboys: Romo

    Or maybe just the O Line
  • justincredible
    The Jets: I'm a fan.
  • gerb131
    Cardinals-Matt Leinart
  • sportchampps
    Kansas City Chiefs: The O-Line
    Bears: Jay Cutler in a Mike Martz offense
  • CinciX12
    The Bengals: Inbred fan base.

    I love you guys..
  • hoops23
    The Bengals.

    They're the Bengals. The Browns have a more recent playoff victory and we took 3 years off.
  • Cleveland Buck
    Browns. 6 wins isn't enough to get into the playoffs.
  • darbypitcher22
    Detroit

    Its Detroit
  • I Wear Pants
    Pittsburgh: Polamalu only returns two interceptions for a TD in the go to game. Jeff Reed misses a tackle in the closing seconds to let some schmuck take it to the house for the win.
  • killdeer
    the Browns: it would upset the natural balance of the universe if these perennial losers made the playoffs, much less the Super Bowl, which they have never sniffed.
  • mattinctown
    Eagles: because Michael Vick is a douche and doesn't deserve it
  • DeyDurkie5
    Steelers because their qb is a rapist

    in all seriousness, the steelers, who's starting qb is a rapist!
  • Automatik
    Pittsburgh, I just don't think their O-line can get it done.

    Cleveland.....easy explanation, its Cleveland.
  • SportsAndLady
    Steelers because they all have AIDS and wont' make it 16 weeks
  • gut
    CIN because of Palmer
    BAL because of Flacco
    CLE because they don't even have a QB
  • killer_ewok
    Cleveland.....because they frequently get raped by the Steelers QB.....so they must have AIDS too. And woman beating rapist, race card playing, advisor to young athletes who disgrace Ohio AND actor extraordinaire Jim Brown ain't walkin' through that door to save you folks.

    And for the same reason that auto stated.
  • lhslep134
    killer_ewok;453936 wrote:Cleveland.....because they frequently get raped by the Steelers QB.....so they must have AIDS too. And woman beating rapist, race card playing, advisor to young athletes who disgrace Ohio AND actor extraordinaire Jim Brown ain't walkin' through that door to save you folks.

    And for the same reason that auto stated.

    Because Jim Brown is somehow as relevant as Rapelisberger?

    Fail?
  • BR1986FB
    Pittsburgh because their fans and players are too busy fucking their sisters and large farm animals.
  • Heretic
    Guess this thread's been completely derailed. Might as well add to the fun! ;)

    Cleveland -- because it's hard for fans to cheer and players to play when they're constantly applying Vagisil to their sore, infested pussies.
  • Scrawney
    Tampa - the whole team sucks
  • killer_ewok
    BR1986FB;453952 wrote:Pittsburgh because their fans and players are too busy fucking their sisters and large farm animals.


    I don't have any siblings. Don't live near any farms either.
  • killer_ewok
    lhslep134;453940 wrote:Because Jim Brown is somehow as relevant as Rapelisberger?

    Fail?


    Greatest Cleveland Brown ever (who is still revered by Cleveland fans) was as big of a piece of shit as Ben. Apples to apples. But we can get current......Shawn Rogers shoots AIDS out of guns. At people. In airplanes. While eating White Castle.
  • killer_ewok
    Heretic;453957 wrote:Guess this thread's been completely derailed. Might as well add to the fun! ;)

    Cleveland -- because it's hard for fans to cheer and players to play when they're constantly applying Vagisil to their sore, infested pussies.


    Pussies is an offensive word.

    Say twats.
  • sportchampps
    and this is why the site sucks sometimes