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39yr Old Penny Hardaway Wants to Come Out of Retirement and Join Miami Heat

  • Ironman92
    man he was looking like one of the all-time great talents for a few years

    He wasn't any good at 29....now at 39 I'm sure he's awesome
  • Rotinaj
    Penny was my dude.
  • osu45804
    We need more Lil' Penny commercials and less Kobe & LeBron puppet commercials
  • jpake1
    I think everybody is laughing at this, lol. He was horrible a few years ago at Miami, what's changed?? He got older? He said he's been playing rec ball, then saw all the studs sign together, and now thinks he would be good. So he's pretty much out of shape like us guys, and see's a great chance at a ring, and asks himself "why the fuck not try". Maybe pursue acting again Penny.
  • mallymal614
    He did decent the last time he was with a heat. 39 years old is pushing it though.
  • Ironman92
    Miami could use 1994-1996 Penny...not 2010-11 Penny

    In similar news maybe Albert Belle and Mo Vaughn will try to sign with the Yankees
  • jpake1
    He was horrible with the Heat!! Give me a dleague guy.
  • trackandccrunner
    Penny was the man back in the day... would be funny if he actually was signed. Maybe I should contact the Heat about getting on the team too.
  • jpake1
    Fuck, they can sign me. I won't challenge anybody for PT. I went to school for conflict resolution, so if chemistry becomes an issue, they can pay me to help them out. I'd take the min and agree to take the players to stripclubs on roadtrips, my treat.
  • friendfromlowry
    All these fucking old guys are going to come out of the woodwork and try and leach a title or two off of the big three. Bob Ryan said maybe 'Zo and Tim Hardaway (who work in the front office of the Heat) could try and join, too. I also heard Shaq was trying to join the team.
  • sportswizuhrd
    Its pretty obvious they will go with a bench of

    Rony Seikaly
    Grant Long
    Bimbo Coles
    Rory Sparrow
    Voshon Lenard
  • Ironman92
    Hardaway....Tim that is could probably still drill the 3
  • Strapping Young Lad
    This looks pretty pathetic on Penny's part. Give it up old man. It's over, let go, you're too old, nobody listens to techno....
  • friendfromlowry
    Actually, here's a proposal to the Miami Heat: Bring back the Bench Mob.
    Anyone remember the bench mob - a bunch of scrubs who somehow were successful off the bench of the Sacramento Kings ten years ago. It consisted of Scot Pollard, Jon Barry, Darrick Martin, Lawrence Funderburke, Peja Stojakovic, Bill Wennington, etc.
    I think Stojakovic is the only active player left, but I'm sure Charlotte or whoever he plays for would part ways with him!
  • mattinctown
    Is this a joke???????????
  • Rotinaj
    Word on the street is Glen Rice is also looking to come back. Hes just gonna stand at the 3 point line and the Heat will play 4 on 5 when on D.
  • justincredible
    Oh Anfernee. You crazy.
  • gerb131
    Tyra Banks fooh