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funny column from page 2

  • Speedofsand
    http://spty.tw/54T

    Oregon Ducks
    All incoming freshmen had to commit a felony.

    Oakland Raiders
    All Raiders rookies and new acquisitions were forced to sit through a 12-hour employee orientation program presented by Al Davis via overhead projector.

    Pittsburgh Steelers
    New Steelers center Maurkice Pouncey probably got the worst hazing of all. He had to bend over while Ben Roethlisberger repeatedly put his hands between Pouncey's legs.

    St. Louis Rams
    No. 1 overall pick Sam Bradford was duct-taped to the goalpost in the end zone and left there for hours. He wasn't supposed to be there for hours, but after Steven Jackson duct-taped Bradford, he left the facility. No one else on the team knew how to get into the end zone.
  • trackandccrunner
    Haha the Rams one is the best.
  • Al Capone
    I liked Clevelands the best.
  • skank
    Al Capone wrote: I liked deep throating well endowed men the best.
    WTH?