"Dad, I Have a Date with Ben Roethlesberger"

• Footwedge

  What would you say to your daughter if you were dad?
• 2quik4u

  

  make me some money
• killdeer

  

  take a C-note for the bodyguard.
• mallymal614

  2quik4u wrote: make me some money

  lol some Dad you are.
• Footwedge

  Here's Lorena Bobbitt's knife....take it witcha.
• Fly4Fun

  

  Here, take some protection:
  
  http://www.antirape.co.za/
  
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-rape_device
• Prescott

  Scratch yourself up and claim he attacked you. We can blackmail him for millions.
• Heretic

  

  Try to get raped, so I can get rich and retire off the settlement, bitch!
  
  *Stupid response to 857th Ben-related thread of past week.
• jpake1

  

  Me: Mmmm, that's interesting...
  Daughter: What's interesting?
  Me: You agreed to the date. Ben usually gets a NO! DONT! STOP! from the ladies
• 2quik4u

  

  jpake1 wrote: Me: Mmmm, that's interesting...
  Daughter: What's interesting?
  Me: You agreed to the date. Ben usually gets a NO! DONT! STOP! from the ladies

  
• sonofsam

  

  Jerk him off, and make sure you get it ALL over you... then let DADDY take care of the rest
• rmolin73

  

  That sounds really, really creepy.
• SportsAndLady

  

  sonofsam wrote: Jerk him off, and make sure you get it ALL over you... then let DADDY take care of the rest

  Anyone else freaked out by this response?
  Edit: just saw the post above me lol
• berry

  "Ben's agent called. Ben cancelled until Okland plays the Steelers."
• dat dude

  sonofsam wrote: Jerk him off, and make sure you get it ALL over you... then let DADDY take care of the rest

  That's messed up.