I am The Greatest ....:)

• Belly35

  

  It is official I am the greatest I am the greatest pancake maker of all times been verified by my grandchildren. I've taken a title for my mom but my grandkids don't know is my mom's pancakes will always be the greatest. What are you The Greatest at so far in my life. I become the greatest tent maker, lighting bug catcher, greatest dad, grandpa, the greatest treehouse maker, coach, teacher, soldier, the greatest gardener, lover, friend, son, husband, the greatest guy, and bullshitter, dick, ass-hole just to name a few. I've been the greatest of many things confirmed by just a few individuals.
  
  
  What have you become The Greatest confirmed by one individual?
• salto

  

  A few dozen women have told me I was their greatest sex partner.
• Belly35

  

  salto;1827361 wrote:A few dozen women have told me I was their greatest sex partner.

  voice activated polychloroprene does not count
• Spock

  

  i made cakes this morning. Mine were pretty good
• Ironman92

  

  I was the fastest Big Mac assembly person at McDonalds
  
  I think my lasagna is the best
• SportsAndLady

  

  salto;1827361 wrote:A few dozen girls have told me I was their greatest sex partner.

  Fixed
• BRF

  

  I am the greatest on having the nut sack opened up.
  
  Vasectomy
  Reversed
  Vasectomy
  
  
  
  
  Done and not going for world record.
• friendfromlowry

  salto;1827361 wrote:No one has told me I was their greatest sex partner.

  SportsAndLady;1827369 wrote:Fixed

  
  
  Fixed again
• Devils Advocate

  

  friendfromlowry;1827412 wrote:Fixed again

  Nope. That's BRF. Salto can't be fixed.
• Ironman92

  

  BRF;1827403 wrote:I am the greatest on having the nut sack opened up.
  
  Vasectomy
  Reversed
  Vasectomy
  
  
  
  
  Done and not going for world record.

  WTF?
• Automatik

  

  Joint roller
  
  Music track digger / ID'er
• thavoice

  Ironman92;1827366 wrote:I was the fastest Big Mac assembly person at McDonalds
  
  I think my lasagna is the best

  
  I dont know man, I make a mean lasagna.....
• FatHobbit

  

  Muhammed Ali told me I'm the greatest
• QuakerOats

  OC'er
• j_crazy

  

  Ironman92;1827366 wrote:I was the fastest Big Mac assembly person at McDonalds

  I will merc you in a Big Mac race, not a doubt in my mind.
• Ironman92

  

  j_crazy;1827869 wrote:I will merc you in a Big Mac race, not a doubt in my mind.

  Dozen in 29 seconds
• j_crazy

  

  I've never timed myself but i feel like i could at the very least tie that.
• Ironman92

  

  j_crazy;1827879 wrote:I've never timed myself but i feel like i could at the very least tie that.

  Could do quicker but made for the customer
• redrocket

  

  I'm the greatest at being screwed over by so called friends.
• vball10set

  Ironman92;1827366 wrote:I was the fastest Big Mac assembly person at McDonalds
  

  j_crazy;1827869 wrote:I will merc you in a Big Mac race, not a doubt in my mind.

  I propose a 'Big Mac assembler' challenge with sleeper as judge
• Belly35

  

  redrocket;1828014 wrote:I'm the greatest at being screwed over by so called friends.

  Friend invite friends to their wedding..