Darwin Award

• rmolin73

  

  This thread is for just that. People who are too dumb to take up space. Post em when you see em. The first entry.
  
  http://globalgrind.com/2015/10/02/woman-blinds-herself-with-drain-cleaner/
• lhslep134

  

  That's not how the Darwin Award works. It's meant to reward people who improved the gene pool by offing themselves doing something stupid. Your post doesn't come close, it's just a dumb person who is still alive.
• Automatik

  

  lmao, thread backfire.
• sleeper

  

  lhslep134;1754718 wrote:That's not how the Darwin Award works. It's meant to reward people who improved the gene pool by offing themselves doing something stupid. Your post doesn't come close, it's just a dumb person who is still alive.

  Rekt.
• rmolin73

  

  Then this should be the Dumbass Award thread
• majorspark

  

  So this women thinks she should have been born blind. Other women think they should have been born male. This women has come out as a blind person. Today we have medical professionals who can alter the body to align with the mind. I thought this stuff was to be celebrated.
• Uz2Bon36

  

  lhslep134;1754718 wrote:That's not how the Darwin Award works. It's meant to reward people who improved the gene pool by offing themselves doing something stupid.

  This. A couple examples of Darwin Award winners would be the teenager who played Russian roulette with a semi auto handgun, or maybe even wing walkers on stunt bi-planes that crash.
• Tiernan

  So does rmolin get the DumFuk Award for this deal?
• Commander of Awesome

  

  Tiernan;1754757 wrote:So does rmolin get the DumFuk Award for this deal?

  No you nitwit
• gut

  I liked the girl the other day who posted a vid of herself saving a turtle by putting it back in the water....except it was a tortoise that can't swim!
• rmolin73

  

  Tiernan;1754757 wrote:So does rmolin get the DumFuk Award for this deal?

  That would be your parents.
• BR1986FB

  Old story but a bit ironic.....when I was younger, I was pretty big for my age (6'2" & 235 at the age of 12) and my next door neighbor sees me and says "oh, you're that uncoordinated kid from next door?" This was news to me since I didn't have any coordination issues and had participated (quite successfully) in athletics up to that point.
  
  Where it gets ironic and delves into dumbfuckery is that the guy who said this was about 5'9" & 500 lbs and his "claim to fame" was breaking several ribs after falling 20+ feet when he chainsawed the limb that he had his ladder resting on. That shit is something straight out of a Roadrunner/Wiley Coyote cartoon, if you ask me.
• salto

  

  [h=1]Man with dreams of opening trampoline studio becomes paralyzed after trampoline accident[/h]
  http://www.ajc.com/news/national/man-with-dreams-opening-trampoline-studio-becomes-paralyzed-after-trampoline-accident/m0uf0SMXXl0VnOWmQdnoXJ/
• ppaw1999

  https://www.yahoo.com/gma/man-tells-911-thinks-killed-wife-taking-too-175104766--abc-news-topstories.html
  
  Killed his wife after taking cough medicine. A pastor killing his Sunday school teacher wife. That's some strong cough medicine.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Lean
• Automatik

  

  The literal Burning Man.
  http://time.com/4926316/burning-man-fire-death/
• FatHobbit

  

  Automatik;1870035 wrote:The literal Burning Man.
  http://time.com/4926316/burning-man-fire-death/

  Drugs are bad mmmmkay