Hungry for a stolen steak?

• Bio-Hazzzzard

  

  http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/29769837/reports-man-charged-after-shoplifting-steaks-using-colostomy-bag
  
  
  Wow...I'm at a loss for words. Maybe he likes the flavor?
• Gardens35

  Looks like a thinker.
• majorspark

  

  Or a stinker.
• BRF

  

  And headed to the clinker.
• Spock

  

  Wonder what cut.....
• Gardens35

  Odd that Food lion was allowed to restock and sell those steaks right in the evidence bags that the police brought them back in.
• Bio-Hazzzzard

  

  Spock;1745628 wrote:Wonder what cut.....

  Probably the shoe leather cuts that benefit most from a marinade.
• Gardens35

  Reps to "Bio-Hazzzard" for posting this gem.
• Belly35

  

  A-1 required
• Tiernan

  "Worst steaks ever...literally tasted like shit."
• Spock

  

  Steaks from a Food Lion.......probably made them taste better.
• MontyBrunswick

  

  Spock;1745814 wrote:Steaks from a Food Lion.......probably made them taste better.

  Cecil? He was slaughtered by poachers
• Old Rider

  

  I'm sure the steaks were wrapped in butcher's paper or plastic wrap...just give them a rinse and they would have been fine! And...maybe he had just emptied his bag so it was shit free?
  
  Good effort by the colostomy bandit!
• gut

  He steals and marinades at the same time....we need someone like that in Washington