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Patio or decks could talk...

  • Belly35
    I'm setting outside with my coffee this morning w/ the dogs on the patio..... What stories could this 80 plus year old patio tell me.
    What I do know: i shoot chipmunk from it, wife puked on it one family gathering (swallow a bug), oldest daughter sent a baton throw the window from it, wind storm blow our glass top patio furniture off it ( don't buy glass top patio furniture), big bill fell off it (drunk), we've celebrated many events from this patio, kidscamped on it... So many fun thing to remember.


    what would your deck or patio tell us?
  • MontyBrunswick
    Belly35;1739724 wrote: what would your deck or patio tell us?
    Nothing. Patios & decks are inanimate objects that don't speak.
  • Al Bundy
    Belly35;1739724 wrote:I'm setting outside with my coffee this morning w/ the dogs on the patio..... What stories could this 80 plus year old patio tell me.
    What I do know: i shoot chipmunk from it, wife puked on it one family gathering (swallow a bug), oldest daughter sent a baton throw the window from it, wind storm blow our glass top patio furniture off it ( don't buy glass top patio furniture), big bill fell off it (drunk), we've celebrated many events from this patio, kidscamped on it... So many fun thing to remember.


    what would your deck or patio tell us?
    At your age, you may want to seek help if your patio is "talking" to you.
  • steubbigred
    Al Bundy;1739736 wrote:At your age, you may want to seek help if your patio is "talking" to you.
    Look who is talking..This site is your only source of attention as Im sure you never get any ass you douchbag.
  • BRF
    Garfield 1-2323




    I had been missing your thread starting, Belly!
  • DeyDurkie5
    I bet your deck would say "fireworks are childish"
  • thavoice
    Did it say "If you build it, he will come?"
  • Commander of Awesome
    Man your patio would be the best guest at a party.

    "You guys, one time there was a big ol storm and blew the umbrella off of me!!! ZOMG, can you believe that? 1 in a million".
  • thavoice
    Maybe Justincredible's (where has he been anyways) could tell him who stole his furniture
  • Al Bundy
    Belly35;1739724 wrote:I'm setting outside with my coffee this morning w/ the dogs on the patio..... What stories could this 80 plus year old patio tell me.
    What I do know: i shoot chipmunk from it, wife puked on it one family gathering (swallow a bug), oldest daughter sent a baton throw the window from it, wind storm blow our glass top patio furniture off it ( don't buy glass top patio furniture), big bill fell off it (drunk), we've celebrated many events from this patio, kidscamped on it... So many fun thing to remember.


    what would your deck or patio tell us?
    Your daughter twirls a baton while on a big deck?
  • Token
    My old deck would have said it needs a good scrub down to remove all of the bodily fluids.
  • Heretic
    Man, I was shroomin' hard last weekend and my friend's patio/deck/whatever wasn't talking to me, so I'm guessing I'm not going to get much communication from one of those things any time soon.
  • HitsRus
    My old deck would have said it needs a good scrub down to remove all of the bodily fluids
    ^^^ a 50-50 mix of chlorox and water oughtta do it...scrub vigorously with a brush or stiff broom, then hose it down.
  • QuakerOats
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ7Ue5emo6I
  • Belly35
    perfect .... Lol
  • BRF
    /thread
  • sportchampps
    I need to build a patio to talk to