Uhhh, Akron?

• SportsAndLady

  

  http://www.cleveland.com/akron/index.ssf/2015/03/police_man_has_pooped_on_and_i.html
  
  Just an absolute hilarious headline.
• Uz2Bon36

  

  AKA: "bowel movement bandit"
  
  
  
• Gardens35

  The Akron record is 23.
• Fab4Runner

  

  One of my good friends is a prosecutor in Akron and she sent my roommates and I a text this morning to be on the lookout for this serial pooper.
• jmog

  Have you ever been in that area of Akron? There are definitely spots there that are crap holes to begin with...pun intended.
• BR1986FB

  What a turd....
• Belly35

  

  does he leave skid marks?
• Tiernan

  Thank You NEO for making my job of completely trashing you so much easier!
• BR1986FB

  Tiernan;1712280 wrote:Thank You NEO for making my job of completely trashing you so much easier!

  They actually interviewed the culprit confidentially and he referred to what he was doing as "taking a Tiernan?" WTF?
• Tiernan

  Actually this guy is my hero...I didn't think anybody could shit on NEO more than I do...BUT I WAS WRONG! LOFL!!
• BRF

  

  Belly35;1712242 wrote:does he leave skid marks?

  
  No, but it's in your mother's handwriting, Trebek!
  
  .......oops, wrong end.
• gut

  The way to catch him is to park a car in the area with an open sunroof...and wait
• IggyPride00

  

  This dude's picture is on the front page of MSNBC right now with a link to the story.
  
  Article said the person who finally got him on video was a house he had hit 8 times previously.
  
  Looks like that is going to be his downfall. Went to the well one to many times.
  
  I love that a national manhunt is on right now though. When you hit the front pages of the country's biggest new sites you've hit the big time for sure.
• Old Rider

  

  IggyPride00;1712323 wrote:This dude's picture is on the front page of MSNBC right now with a link to the story.
  
  Article said the person who finally got him on video was a house he had hit 8 times previously.
  
  Looks like that is going to be his downfall. Went to the well one to many times.
  
  I love that a national manhunt is on right now though. When you hit the front pages of the country's biggest new sites you've hit the big time for sure.

  ...and all of that just for taking a shit!
• Tiernan

  He needs a serial pooper name...I'll start...
  
  Jack the Shitter
  The Akron Crapper
  Cleveland Brown
• Uz2Bon36

  

  Tiernan;1712369 wrote:He needs a serial pooper name...I'll start...
  
  Jack the Shitter
  The Akron Crapper

  Cleveland Steamer!
• Old Rider

  

  Parked Car Pooper.
• DeyDurkie5

  

  The shitty front office of the Browns is to blame
• gut

  the brown-eyed bandit
• majorspark

  

  The Mad Shitter
• gut

  #2 on the Most Wanted List
• Spock

  

  Chili-ring leader
• IggyPride00

  

  The Brown Blazer.
  
  Saw that one and busted out laughing. Might be the best I have seen.
• gut

  Mr. Hankie Pankie....you don't want this perp running on you
• Uz2Bon36

  

  Akron ASSassin