Question for Dudes re: Fifty Shades

• ernest_t_bass

  

  OSH;1703497 wrote:I told her she couldn't.

  I'm sure she loves being married to you.
• FatHobbit

  

  Glory Days;1703599 wrote:I know nothing about the book or movie. but from the trailers, it looks like this movie:
  
  
  
  

  That's pretty much what I thought. I dated a girl who loved that movie and wouldn't shut up about it, so I rented it to see what all the fuss was about. I thought it wasn't very good.
• OSH

  

  DeyDurkie5;1703591 wrote:You sound like a douche.

  Probably am.
  

  Fab4Runner;1703603 wrote:All of that is vastly different than you telling her she can't see it.

  I knew it'd illicit a response of some sort. It was fun while it lasted.
  

  ernest_t_bass;1703619 wrote:I'm sure she loves being married to you.

  As she should be. Or...we wouldn't have gotten married and started a family.
• gut

  SportsAndLady;1703248 wrote: And gut, needs to be photo evidence.

  That requires literally 5-seconds in the theatre for a photo and then you're free to watch another movie. You may have me technically, but I'd still argue that saves you $20 (which, by the way, is joking/trolling that went over some people's head...oh hell I'll spell it out - you welch on a bet and save yourself $20 :laugh
• Tiernan

  Don't kid yourselves...S&L has been looking forward to this like a kid at Christmas.
  
  OK Mods you can ban me from the thread now.
• Tiernan

  Cmon a full 24 hrs go by and No Thread Ban!?! You dipshits must be slipping.
• Sonofanump

  FatHobbit;1703696 wrote:That's pretty much what I thought. I dated a girl who loved that movie and wouldn't shut up about it, so I rented it to see what all the fuss was about. I thought it wasn't very good.

  It was a hint to be tied up and spanked.
• bigkahuna

  I'm taking my gf to it because I offered to take her to the movies for Valentine's Day. This was the movie she picked, so we're going. I just like watching movies, so I really don't care.
• Ytowngirlinfla

  

  I'm surprised Tiernan didn't post something like this yet:
  
  
• Tiernan

  Jesus YTG I'm thoroughly offended by your inference...I'm totally a Gay Rights kinda guy. I have zero problems with adults having sex with whoever they wanna have it with (except children) if somebody wants to only hump zebras and they have a zebra that will do it...have at it stripes boy. And I really want all these Gay Marriage advocates to get exactly what they want. Gays should be as miserable as the rest of us.
• sherm03

  

  I'd probably go see this version of 50 Shades if it were coming out.
  
  [video=youtube;gnGX4FuIK60][/video]
• Tiernan

  I gave my SO a big box of chocolates today...Fifty Shades of Brown.
• SportsAndLady

  

  Tiernan;1705651 wrote:I gave my SO a big box of chocolates today...Fifty Shades of Brown.

  No one wants to know what you and your bf do with each other's butts
• Fab4Runner

  

  Okay...I need reviews from the dudes who saw it. I don't personally know any males who have gone.
• Heretic

  

  Fab4Runner;1705960 wrote:Okay...I need reviews from the dudes who saw it. I don't personally know any males who have gone.

  Mantooth pretending he hasn't been there 5 times over the weekend to pick up strays from the pack?
• vdubb96

  

  My wife and her two friends went saturday night while the guys sat at the bar, when we met back up with them they all said it wasn't very good. One of the girls actually fell asleep!!! All of them had read the books and thought they were much better.
• Fab4Runner

  

  vdubb96;1705967 wrote:My wife and her two friends went saturday night while the guys sat at the bar, when we met back up with them they all said it wasn't very good. One of the girls actually fell asleep!!! All of them had read the books and thought they were much better.

  I felt the exact opposite. The books are so horribly written that anything had to be an improvement. My friends and I had a great time and really enjoyed the movie. We also had beverages beforehand and took some boxes of wine in...so maybe that helped.
• sleeper

  

  Got calls from women I never get calls from wanting to hook up. Will never see the movie but so far I'm a fan.
• Commander of Awesome

  

  
• TedSheckler

  

  My wife text me after she got out of the movie. I don't think she was a fan.
  
  
  
  She has not read the books.
• vdubb96

  

  Fab4Runner;1705971 wrote:I felt the exact opposite. The books are so horribly written that anything had to be an improvement. My friends and I had a great time and really enjoyed the movie. We also had beverages beforehand and took some boxes of wine in...so maybe that helped.

  We all went out to eat and the girls were doing shots and all sorts of shit before the movie, still thought it was dumb.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Had a SIL who dropped like $80 for this all-day 50 shades excursion. Ratarded
• thavoice

  Lady I work with went and said it wasnt that good.
  
  It is an R rated movie......from what people say the books are about I dont think R rated would do a good job.
• Fab4Runner

  

  vdubb96;1706003 wrote:We all went out to eat and the girls were doing shots and all sorts of shit before the movie, still thought it was dumb.

  Yeah, I don't get that. It followed the book pretty closely, and actually left out a lot of the dumb dialogue. That's what made it better, IMO. I didn't have to hear about inner goddesses doing the tango (for real) or any of that stupid shit. The screenwriter did a great job at leaving a lot of the lame stuff out.
  
  I went in with super low expectations, so it was better than I thought it would be.
  
  Had I never read the books, I am not sure how I would have felt. All I know is I was not mad about looking at Jamie Dornan for two hours.
• Sonofanump

  ernest_t_bass;1706006 wrote:Had a SIL who dropped like $80 for this all-day 50 shades excursion. Ratarded

  Is this the SIL that likes the darkest shades of grey?