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Teh Norks vs. Sony

  • ernest_t_bass
    Seriously, how in the fuck do we not have a thread for this? Sony has pulled it after tons of theaters said nope, nope, nope, to airing it. Fuck you, Un.



    Here is the scene depicting Un's death



    And Channing Tatum's email is baus:
    While the Sony hack has mostly served as a reminder of how greedy, sexist, and racist Hollywood is, at least one gem has risen above the rubbish: Channing Tatum's email writing. In an email thread with Jump Street co-star Jonah Hill, beleaguered Sony Pictures co-chair Amy Pascal, and other studio honchos, the Tater relays his joy at 22 Jump Street's opening numbers, which placed it second on the list of best-ever opening weekends for R-rated comedies, or as he says, "WE GOT CATE BLANCHETT WIT DIS BOX OFFICE BITCHES!!!!!!!!"

    The entire email is here:

    On Jun 14, 2014, at 2:19 PM, "33& out inc C/O FULTON & MEY" wrote:

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    It actually went on for a lot longer than that, but you get the idea.
  • salto
    first
  • HitsRus
    Saw this coming when I saw the trailer. SMH.
  • Belly35
    Gookle
  • BR1986FB
    HitsRus;1687364 wrote:Saw this coming when I saw the trailer. SMH.
    I heard this morning that Sony out of Japan told the makers of the movie it was a "bad idea" and that they "shouldn't make this movie" but Hollywood went through with it anyway.

    Had North Korea made a movie about someone knocking off our POTUS, I'm sure there would've been a few people up in arms about it too.
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    Who gives a fuck...IT"S A MOVIE. It's not an actual plot to kill anyone.
  • BR1986FB
    Raw Dawgin' it;1687367 wrote:Who gives a fuck...IT"S A MOVIE. It's not an actual plot to kill anyone.
    Seems like the North Koreans are super sensitive/paranoid/butthurt, so to speak.
  • Belly35
    Raw Dawgin' it;1687367 wrote:Who gives a fuck...IT"S A MOVIE. It's not an actual plot to kill anyone.
    nailed it .. mofo
  • HitsRus
    ... A Japanese company making a movie in America ( a comedy no less)about assassinating the leader of N Korea.... Yeah it doesn't take a genius to know that's a bad idea.
  • FatHobbit
    This is the first time I've ever been amused by Michael Moore. (Unless you count the Team America version)

    "Dear Sony Hackers: now that u run Hollywood, I'd also like less romantic comedies, fewer Michael Bay movies and no more Transformers."