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So Michael Phelps is dating a former dude?

  • BR1986FB
    This is the first I've seen of this. Is this some kind of hoax or is he dating her/him (not that there's anything wrong with that)?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2841581/Michael-Phelps-girlfriend-admits-born-male-describes-amazing-sex-Olympic-swimmer.html
  • Tiernan
    She claims they get along "swimmingly".
  • sleeper
    wtf.
  • ernest_t_bass
    I'm not buying it.
  • Fly4Fun
    I suppose it's possible. But I'm not buying her story as if she really cared about him why would she come out to the press but never tell him first. Also the line about how Phelps might leave her because of this is some funny bullshit. Once again, if she was really concerned she would have done things differently.

    Seems like a media grab if anything (even if the dating or having sex with Phelps part is true).

    Amusing story though.
  • Tiernan
    Phelps is a train wreck. How many ever gold medals he has can't cover up the douchiness of his life. (...and its swimming anyways for gods sake...just a wetter more boring version of XC running)
  • salto
    Tiernan;1676261 wrote:Phelps is a train wreck. How many ever gold medals he has can't cover up the douchiness of his life. (...and its swimming anyways for gods sake...just a wetter more boring version of XC running)
    Awesome you think swimming is "more boring" than XC running.
  • sleeper
    XC running is 10000x more boring than swimming. However both are 4 trillion times better than NASCAR.
  • DeyDurkie5
    Tiernan;1676261 wrote:Phelps is a train wreck. How many ever gold medals he has can't cover up the douchiness of his life. (...and its swimming anyways for gods sake...just a wetter more boring version of XC running)
    The 60 year old dude with a dui who complains on a message board about being thread banned is calling someone out for being a train wreck.
  • Tiernan
    Who the fuck said I was 60!?!

    ...I'm not even 59 yet dipshit.
  • Tiernan
    You ever watch Phelps in a interview? That lisp of his sprays more spit than a water slide. Costas had to wear a raincoat talking to him at the last Olympics.
  • Automatik
    Phelps is one of my favorite US athletes of all time and I don't even care that he's banging a tranny.
  • sportchampps
    This girl gets around Hollywood too. She's been seen in Biebers cars before.
  • Old Rider
    She has a bangin body, but her face is nasty...actually looks like a dude's face. Easily could be a tranny or whatever you call that shit!
  • Sonofanump
    Not buying it. He could/should land much better than that guy.
  • Commander of Awesome
    Dailymail, nuff said. Trash of a reporting site.
  • like_that
    Pretty disgusting if true. I would be pissed if I were Phelps if she was not truthful.
  • Sonofanump
    like_that;1676371 wrote:Pretty disgusting if true. I would be pissed if I were Phelps if she was not truthful.
    That's his fault, Rachael Maddow looks more like a woman.
  • Tiernan
    Automatik;1676336 wrote:Phelps is one of my favorite US athletes of all time and I don't even care that he's banging a tranny.
    Why does this not surprise anyone?
  • Automatik
  • Tiernan
    I'm assuming phelps always used a "water pipe" ?
  • salto
    sleeper;1676306 wrote:XC running is 10000x more boring than swimming.
    Bullshit. You should only compare the swimming distance events to XC.

    Plus NCAA's are going to be awesome this year, expecially when American Futsum Zeinasellassie from Indiana wins nationals in his home state.
    Also cheering for "home town" runner John Mascari from Terre Haute, Indiana.
  • Tiernan
    C'mon...no fkg way the dude's first name is "Futsum".
  • salto
    Tiernan;1676654 wrote:C'mon...no fkg way the dude's first name is "Futsum".
    lol. Iknorite?

    OK he was born in Eritrea but grew up in Indiana.
  • Heretic
    salto;1676653 wrote:Bullshit. You should only compare the swimming distance events to XC.

    Plus NCAA's are going to be awesome this year, expecially when American Futsum Zeinasellassie from Indiana wins nationals in his home state.
    Also cheering for "home town" runner John Mascari from Terre Haute, Indiana.
    Sounds roughly as thrilling as being a 76ers fan!