How do I keep raccoons out of trash

• steubbigred

  ernest_t_bass;1663049 wrote:Only a stupidville resident would suggest making it a pet.

  ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhh you really got me their LMAo please try and be funny next time
• steubbigred

  steubbigred;1663055 wrote:I was doing some wood cutting for the county one day and one of the females on our crew saw something inside a hollowed out tree. We gathered and we could see some pink eyes.. "oh how cute "the other female replies" It looks like a rabbit".
  
  Upon further inspection by myself and another male worker we noticed a long rat like tail,but it was dark inside that hollowed out tree so the girls could not see it.
  Since both of these rabid bitches were pains in the ass to every other male on the crew . I decided not to tell these heffers . I says yes that is just a itty bitty cute little rabbit. I says go ahead and pet him . He wont bite ,maybe you can take him for a pet. Well this stupid bitch and her dumb friend proceed like the dumb fucks they are. Yes they did have work gloves on ,but I didn't care. not after the sexual harassment allegation against me, so she reaches in and sure as I am sitting here today that damn thing let out a hiss that scared even the most hardened criminal we had on our crew. well after all the laughing dies down a few days later we are all getting piss tested because that bitch told on everybody for smoking weed on the job. Luckily that week i only got drunk a few times while cutting down some trees. i didn't get fired but a few other guys did. Moral to this story is a **** will always be a **** .
  All I did was try and get her a soul mate ,and I thought a giant rat would be perfect.

  I have more stories... Who wants more?
• thavoice

  steubbigred;1663083 wrote:I have more stories... Who wants more?

  Go post them on jjhuddle and we can all ready them over there......
• ernest_t_bass

  

  steubbigred;1663055 wrote:I was doing some wood cutting for the county one day and one of the females on our crew saw something inside a hollowed out tree. We gathered and we could see some pink eyes.. "oh how cute "the other female replies" It looks like a rabbit".
  
  Upon further inspection by myself and another male worker we noticed a long rat like tail,but it was dark inside that hollowed out tree so the girls could not see it.
  Since both of these rabid bitches were pains in the ass to every other male on the crew . I decided not to tell these heffers . I says yes that is just a itty bitty cute little rabbit. I says go ahead and pet him . He wont bite ,maybe you can take him for a pet. Well this stupid bitch and her dumb friend proceed like the dumb fucks they are. Yes they did have work gloves on ,but I didn't care. not after the sexual harassment allegation against me, so she reaches in and sure as I am sitting here today that damn thing let out a hiss that scared even the most hardened criminal we had on our crew. well after all the laughing dies down a few days later we are all getting piss tested because that bitch told on everybody for smoking weed on the job. Luckily that week i only got drunk a few times while cutting down some trees. i didn't get fired but a few other guys did. Moral to this story is a **** will always be a **** .
  All I did was try and get her a soul mate ,and I thought a giant rat would be perfect.

  You're full on ratard.
• thavoice

  when coons wanna get on our back porch. momma just chases them off with a broom.......
• TedSheckler

  

  steubbigred;1663083 wrote:I have more stories... Who wants more?

  Me!
• Heretic

  

  TedSheckler;1663113 wrote:Me!

  I agree. Any time a person tells a story and just sort of casually mentions things like how they had a sexual harassment allegation against them or that they're pretty much always fucked up while working, you know some sort of unintentional comedy gold will be there.
• friendfromlowry

  steubbigred;1663083 wrote:I have more stories... Who wants more?

  Pass.
• thavoice

  steubbigred;1663083 wrote:I have more stories... Who wants more?

  Tell us a story about a couple of FB players who raped a girl and then one was allowed to play football again. I remember hearing it awhile back but only recall about 5% of the story.
• sportchampps

  As many stories as possible please were a couple away from epic thread status
• GoChiefs

  

  Heretic;1663128 wrote:I agree. Any time a person tells a story and just sort of casually mentions things like how they had a sexual harassment allegation against them or that they're pretty much always fucked up while working, you know some sort of unintentional comedy gold will be there.

  I mean, I'm completely shocked that a Steubenville fan would ever have sexual harrassmemt claims against them!
• ernest_t_bass

  

  GoChiefs;1663165 wrote:I mean, I'm completely shocked that a Steubenville fan would ever have sexual harrassmemt claims against them!

  Me too. I thought they swept that shit under the table!
• steubbigred

  ernest_t_bass;1663167 wrote:Me too. I thought they swept that shit under the table!

  Hey it was never proven.
• steubbigred

  thavoice;1663149 wrote:Tell us a story about a couple of FB players who raped a girl and then one was allowed to play football again. I remember hearing it awhile back but only recall about 5% of the story.

  I'm in a happy place right now and I don't want to delve into that shit again.
• steubbigred

  I will come back and give you guys another story of my many travels. I wont let you down.
• thavoice

  steubbigred;1663179 wrote:I will come back and give you guys another story of my many travels. I wont let you down.

  Too late
• steubbigred

  Night fishing along the Ohio river always is a invigorating event. Building a bonfire with all the tires that wash up on the beach after a high water keeps you warm . we bring along a couple of cases of beer ,and a bottle or 2 and some smoke and we are set.
  The Carp literally take your hook with only a piece of corn on it. They are not hard to clean either once you kill the slippery suckers. We fish just a few yards down stream from the untreated sewer outlet that comes out hot and steaming in the chill of the night. For some reason the carps like to spawn in that area. What a voracious fish they are. One time we caught several of the carp in a large cooler and took them up to the city reservoir and released them to spawn. We only did it because we got yelled at by the local code officer for burning tires and throwing M80's in the river. The son of a bitch took our beer and gave us a littering ticket which cost my ass 300$. It was on like Donkey Kong after that. All we were doing was just trying to keep warm with the fire, and tires make a good warm fire ,they also get all the drift wood caught on fire rather quickly. The way I see it is we were doing his job because we were cleaning up the river bank. As far as the M80's we were throwing in the water,well we were just trying to bring some of fish up to the top. Anyways a month or so later they shut down all the city water and started a boil order out, because of our little stunt. anyways pay backs are a bitch. the next time i will find out where that DB lives and infest his swimming pool with all kinds of varmints like frogs and catfish and turtles and anything else I can think of.
  Now we have to fish in another spot ,but it ain't so bad . It's dark and we can burn all the tires we want. We can park not far up the bank ,so it's easy to bring our party supplies down. sometimes we don't even fish we just get fucked up and build huge ass bonfires.
• Ironman92

  

  steubbigred;1663205 wrote:Night fishing along the Ohio river always is a invigorating event. Building a bonfire with all the tires that wash up on the beach after a high water keeps you warm . we bring along a couple of cases of beer ,and a bottle or 2 and some smoke and we are set.
  The Carp literally take your hook with only a piece of corn on it. They are not hard to clean either once you kill the slippery suckers. We fish just a few yards down stream from the untreated sewer outlet that comes out hot and steaming in the chill of the night. For some reason the carps like to spawn in that area. What a voracious fish they are. One time we caught several of the carp in a large cooler and took them up to the city reservoir and released them to spawn. We only did it because we got yelled at by the local code officer for burning tires and throwing M80's in the river. The son of a bitch took our beer and gave us a littering ticket which cost my ass 300$. It was on like Donkey Kong after that. All we were doing was just trying to keep warm with the fire, and tires make a good warm fire ,they also get all the drift wood caught on fire rather quickly. The way I see it is we were doing his job because we were cleaning up the river bank. As far as the M80's we were throwing in the water,well we were just trying to bring some of fish up to the top. Anyways a month or so later they shut down all the city water and started a boil order out, because of our little stunt. anyways pay backs are a bitch. the next time i will find out where that DB lives and infest his swimming pool with all kinds of varmints like frogs and catfish and turtles and anything else I can think of.
  Now we have to fish in another spot ,but it ain't so bad . It's dark and we can burn all the tires we want. We can park not far up the bank ,so it's easy to bring our party supplies down. sometimes we don't even fish we just get fucked up and build huge ass bonfires.

  300$ makes my eyes bleed
• steubbigred

  Ironman92;1663228 wrote:300$ makes my eyes bleed

  dey dont play. 300 smackers and fo what ? that not only cut into my beer and party money,it also set be back a month's rent for a spell. that son of a bitch is still on my hit parade. Halloween is right around the bend too.
• steubbigred

  I got more fish tails for you guys. I know you all think we are all illiterate river rats and rape enablers so i thought I would feed the machine.
• steubbigred

  I got more stories that I can make up on the fly. If you guys think that i am this kind of imbecile to do all these stupid acts well it figures .
• ernest_t_bass

  

  No
• Heretic

  

  steubbigred;1663351 wrote:I got more stories that I can make up on the fly. If you guys think that i am this kind of imbecile to do all these stupid acts well it figures .

  I think the main reason anyone would believe you're that stupid is because, since you first started posting here, everything you've typed pretty much comes out and screams that you are.
• Automatik

  

  Ironman92;1663228 wrote:300$ makes my eyes bleed

  Have you noticed an increase in this error? I'm seeing it everywhere.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Automatik;1663468 wrote:Have you noticed an increase in this error? I'm seeing it everywhere.

  The dollar sign after the number? Yes, I've seen it, and I loathe it. It screams stupidity.
  
  $300 ... NOT 300$