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*breaking news* Highway I-75 shut down near Middletown because of shooting

  • salto



    http://www.whio.com/news/news/crime-law/police-investigating-i-75-shooting-nb-interstate-c/nhLmz/
  • salto
  • Scarlet_Buckeye
    ​Why shut the highway down? Why not just let the motorists run over the shooter?
  • Heretic
    Scarlet_Buckeye;1653445 wrote:​Why shut the highway down? Why not just let the motorists run over the shooter?
    Because that might be the least intelligent idea in the history of ideas.
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    Looks like a typical friday in DC.

    I don't know what's worse, being so far back you have no idea what's going on or being so close to see everything going on knowing they won't let you through.
  • justincredible
    Raw Dawgin' it;1653452 wrote:Looks like a typical friday in DC.

    I don't know what's worse, being so far back you have no idea what's going on or being so close to see everything going on knowing they won't let you through.
    Being the first cars in line would be terrible.
  • salto
    justincredible;1653455 wrote:Being the first cars in line would be terrible.
    Also would suck being the first car entering from the ramp. Come around the bend and be like "AAAW F*CK!"
  • salto
    North bound lanes allowed to turn around and head South.



    Southbound I-75 is now reopened between Ohio 63 and Ohio 122, but the northbound lanes remain shut down. Motorists who were stuck in the northbound lanes are now being turned around, using the north lanes and exiting at Ohio 63. -
  • queencitybuckeye
    Jesus.
  • SportsAndLady
    Thank god there is a thread on this.
  • friendfromlowry
    SportsAndLady;1653462 wrote:Thank god there is a thread on this.
    No one else seemed to mind.
  • Devils Advocate
    This thread actually saved me a bunch of time because I read it.

    Thanks salto, and fuck you said, you fuckin fuck.
  • TedSheckler
    Why isn't there a meme about this traffic congestion?
  • fish82
    queencitybuckeye;1653460 wrote:Jesus.
    Watching over the wrong way motorists. Most excellent.
  • TedSheckler
    The thread on yappi about this was better than this one.
  • salto
    TedSheckler;1653486 wrote:The thread on yappi about this was better than this one.
    Most threads on Yappi are better. We all know this place is minor league.

    Quit rubbing it in Ted.
  • salto
    SportsAndLady;1653462 wrote:Thank god there is a thread on this.
    Devils Advocate;1653471 wrote:This thread actually saved me a bunch of time because I read it.

    Thanks salto, and fuck you said, you fuckin fuck.

    SportsAndFagy is too stupid to realize how its news worthy.
  • Sonofanump
    Sucks that dude in the slick white suit is still alive and he took out an ex-gf and her son.
  • salto
    ccrunner609;1653546 wrote:Salto must of been peddling his junk at turtle creek before heading over to the casino to blow his money.
    You really are a dumb track coach.


  • Scarlet_Buckeye
    Heretic;1653446 wrote:Because that might be the least intelligent idea in the history of ideas.
    Guess that italics sarcasm font is a little too hard to read. Maybe I need to add a sign next time. While I'm at it, I'll go ahead and work on a sign for you as well.
  • Heretic
    Scarlet_Buckeye;1654077 wrote:Guess that italics sarcasm font is a little too hard to read. Maybe I need to add a sign next time. While I'm at it, I'll go ahead and work on a sign for you as well.
    While you're at it, add in some self-tutoring on how to properly apply sarcasm to a topic. Because you failed horribly.
  • Scarlet_Buckeye
    Heretic;1654083 wrote:While you're at it, add in some self-tutoring on how to properly apply sarcasm to a topic. Because you failed horribly.

  • Heretic
    No, sarcasm works on the Internet, you just have to be good at it. Which you aren't, as simply saying "I WAS USING THE SARCASM ITALICS FONT" after saying something that easily could be interpreted to be your actual opinion, considering what some of your opinions are (let's face it -- there's no level of stupidity that one can't expect from a grown man who likes Twilight​) is pretty much an across the board fail.

    Hope this helps.
  • SportsAndLady
    Heretic;1654266 wrote:No, sarcasm works on the Internet, you just have to be good at it. Which you aren't, as simply saying "I WAS USING THE SARCASM ITALICS FONT" after saying something that easily could be interpreted to be your actual opinion, considering what some of your opinions are (let's face it -- there's no level of stupidity that one can't expect from a grown man who likes Twilight​) is pretty much an across the board fail.

    Hope this helps.
    I lol'd
  • DeyDurkie5
    Heretic;1654266 wrote:No, sarcasm works on the Internet, you just have to be good at it. Which you aren't, as simply saying "I WAS USING THE SARCASM ITALICS FONT" after saying something that easily could be interpreted to be your actual opinion, considering what some of your opinions are (let's face it -- there's no level of stupidity that one can't expect from a grown man who likes Twilight​) is pretty much an across the board fail.

    Hope this helps.
    It's Scarlet Buckeye, the dude watches Twilight Heretic. Don't pay any attention to him.