Chips Ahoy! are serious business

• salto

  

  Illinois man angered by 3 missing Chips Ahoy! cookies tries to kill roommate, police say

  
  http://www.whio.com/news/news/illinois-man-angered-3-missing-chips-ahoy-cookies-/ngtSm/?icmp=cmgcontent_internallink_relatedcontent_2014_partners2
• Ironman92

  

  Joey doesn't share food!!!
• thavoice

  One can part with 1, maybe 2. but when it gets to 3..that is justifiable homicide
• gut

  WTF is going on in that state? Saw where some Chicago guy was arrested for killing a cat after throwing it in the air (as high as a 3rd floor balcony) - and I'll bet money his defense is going to be he was mythbusting whether cats always land on their feet.
• Tiernan

  This sonuvabitch was having some serious munchies at the time he assaulted her.
• Heretic

  

  ccrunner609;1641297 wrote:they better of been the chewy kind.

  Derp.
• WebFire

  The Salted Caramel ones are worth killing someone over.