Moving back to the USA

• Manhattan Buckeye

  It is official, have the flight scheduled, dog travel scheduled, movers scheduled, our time in Asia and England is over.
  
  Looking forward to being a productive USA citizen again, although I will miss Asian women.
• cat_lover

  There are Asian women here in the USA too.
  
  Hope this helps.
• sleeper

  

  What part of the states are you living?
• like_that

  

  Do you even have a passport bro?
• Manhattan Buckeye

  sleeper;1626721 wrote:What part of the states are you living?

  Commonwealth of Virginia......and strangely enough my wife is Swiss-German, not Asian.
• TedSheckler

  

  like_that;1626725 wrote:Do you even have a passport bro?

  Laffed!
  
  Reps.
• Manhattan Buckeye

  My passport is the least of our problems. Do people realize how expensive it is to have a dog passport?
• Pick6

  

  We don't want you back.
• SportsAndLady

  

  Manhattan Buckeye;1626736 wrote:My passport is the least of our problems. Do people realize how expensive it is to have a dog passport?

  Omg no, do tell us though!!
• Manhattan Buckeye

  $1,400 for crate and bed pads/travel water dish. $6,000 ticket in a pressurized compartment on the flight.
  
  And that is cheap. It cost us nearly double that to move said dog from Singapore to London. And that doesn't consider quarantine.
  
  For us humans we only need to put our thumbs and index fingers in a machine and for $350 we are golden...assuming we aren't criminals or terrorists.
  
  Us humans are cheap!
• DeyDurkie5

  

  Manhattan Buckeye;1626736 wrote:My passport is the least of our problems. Do people realize how expensive it is to have a dog passport?

  I bet as expensive as all the Asian hookers and porn you bought over there.
• Manhattan Buckeye

  Pick6;1626756 wrote:We don't want you back.

  But you'll take our tax dollars, or no?
• Automatik

  

  Holy fuck, I had no idea it cost that much to bring to move a dog internationally.
  
  What if you just have a tiny lap dog? You still can't bring them into the regular passenger area?
• Manhattan Buckeye

  I think so, but you probably have to pay a deposit for it. Maybe $300 or so? I guess that isn't a big deal To move a dog in the pressurized luggage space it starts at $4,000.
  
  Our guy weighs 68 lbs. so obviously he isn't fitting under our seat.
• cat_lover

  Get the dog a harness and you sunglasses. Tell them he is a service dog for you and the Asian wife. When they tell you the wife isn't Asian look at the dog and go "Bad sparky,Bad sparky."
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  For that much money i'd get a new dog when i got state side.
• gut

  Sell the dog to a local restaurant and then just buy a new one in the US. Problem solved.
• Ytowngirlinfla

  

  lol miss Asian women. They all look alike, super skinny and no boobs or ass. I mean I guess if you want to fuck a stick.
• Automatik

  

  You are incorrect, poor generalization.
• TedSheckler

  

  Ytowngirlinfla;1626839 wrote:lol miss Asian women. They all look alike, super skinny and no boobs or ass. I mean I guess if you want to fuck a stick.

  With 80's bush
• Devils Advocate

  

  Ytowngirlinfla;1626839 wrote:lol miss Asian women. They all look alike, super skinny and no boobs or ass. I mean I guess if you want to fuck a stick.

  Are you saying that in your worldly experience, you've never ate chineese?
• Devils Advocate

  

  TedSheckler;1626844 wrote:With 80's bush

  wut?
  
  
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  Ytowngirlinfla;1626839 wrote:lol miss Asian women. They all look alike, super skinny and no boobs or ass. I mean I guess if you want to fuck a stick.

  
• Ytowngirlinfla

  

  Raw Dawgin' it;1626847 wrote:

  Yes lets find examples of Asians with tits because that's how the majority of them look.
• Ytowngirlinfla

  

  Devils Advocate;1626845 wrote:Are you saying that in your worldly experience, you've never ate chineese?

  Nope.