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I have nothing against religious people...

  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    but my buddy is a minister and i see him comment on this kids facebook page, and this kid is weird as fuck.

    Here's some treasures

    "Its all good just wait until grandma and granddad leave this house rosary prayer is said and worked i felt it your leaving for good i dont live for satan anymore and i dont fear you at all you can freeze my upstairs and make it cold up here point is god is making you leave here real soon"

    "satan loves ignorance he takes the smart and makes them mind less slaves just because you let that thing inside you try and suck up all living things i wont let you no not again satan"

    "I got it imma draw jack jack and guss and im not adding lucifer the cat because anything named after the devil would be a bad idea to put in something im doing for others pluss less things for me to worry about"
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    ccrunner609;1582560 wrote:first
    Congrats. If this were a competition, you'd win $20.
  • Ironman92
    Sounds very very weird

    Back around 1990 a cult-like Texas preacher came back home to SE Ohio and after he got it going this church did the craziest stuff. On our local cable channel he had a televised boxing match with the devil. Lol

    Reading your post reminded me of how some of them talked.
  • OSH
    I only trust the snake handlers.
  • Wally
    With proper grammar and punctuation it "might" make sense.
  • vball10set
    I think it might be time to find a new buddy ;)
  • justincredible
  • Mohican00
    ZWICK 4 PREZ;1582508 wrote:but my buddy is a minister and i see him comment on this kids facebook page, and this kid is weird as fuck.

    Here's some treasures

    "Its all good just wait until grandma and granddad leave this house rosary prayer is said and worked i felt it your leaving for good i dont live for satan anymore and i dont fear you at all you can freeze my upstairs and make it cold up here point is god is making you leave here real soon"

    "satan loves ignorance he takes the smart and makes them mind less slaves just because you let that thing inside you try and suck up all living things i wont let you no not again satan"

    "I got it imma draw jack jack and guss and im not adding lucifer the cat because anything named after the devil would be a bad idea to put in something im doing for others pluss less things for me to worry about"
    to clarify....is this your friend posting this or the weird kid?
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    Mohican00;1582629 wrote:to clarify....is this your friend posting this or the weird kid?

    My friend is the minister. He posts on this weird kids page, usually encouraging comments.
    The weird kid that goes to his church is posting the quotes.
  • Mohican00
    ZWICK 4 PREZ;1582640 wrote:The weird kid that goes to his church is posting the quotes.
    ok, I think a few people missed that
  • vball10set
    Mohican00;1582641 wrote:ok, I think a few people missed that

    I sure did, thanks for the clarification!
  • ernest_t_bass
    Those are the comments your minister "buddy" wrote?
  • ernest_t_bass
    ernest_t_bass;1582646 wrote:Those are the comments your minister "buddy" wrote?
  • Belly35
    Question is he a real Minister? With a past history of a church ministry, seminary trained and church affiliated certified or just him proclaiming to be a Minister?
  • TedSheckler
    What does that matter? If he's a real minister, it's not weird?
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    Belly35;1582663 wrote:Question is he a real Minister?
    no i think he's a fake minister.
  • Belly35
    Those self proclaimed minister are alway a few bricks short of a full load....
  • OSH
    Belly35;1582693 wrote:Those self proclaimed minister are alway a few bricks short of a full load....
    Because ministers that are seminary trained don't have issues? A minister with a church affiliation is always a sure thing too.

    Glad that is clear...phew!
  • dlazz
    Belly35;1582693 wrote:Those self proclaimed minister are alway a few bricks short of a full load....
    Religious people are always a few bricks short of a full load.
  • Belly35
    OSH;1582701 wrote:Because ministers that are seminary trained don't have issues? A minister with a church affiliation is always a sure thing too.

    Glad that is clear...phew!
    Nothing a sure thing but seminary helps weed out fruitcakes
  • Heretic
    Fruitcakes gone, molesters remain.
  • jmog
    dlazz;1582731 wrote:Religious people are always a few bricks short of a full load.
    Atheists are always a few bricks short of a full load. See, we can all play this game.
  • Belly35
    Atheists have no bricks or load.
  • justincredible
    Athiest Don't Have No Songs.

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  • Zombaypirate
    Perhaps religion should be banned?