Landlord want you to stop masturbating in front of open windows?

• SnotBubbles

  

  Let the motherfucker burn...
  

  A Florida man was charged with arson after he allegedly set fire to his Tampa apartment complex because the management company warned him to stop masturbating in front of his open windows, according to police

  Kenneth Haskins is GOAT
  
  
  
  Story: http://www.ibtimes.com/kenneth-haskins-arrested-florida-man-allegedly-set-fire-tampa-apartment-building-because-management
• vdubb96

  

  My day is now ruined after seeing that fool.
• Mohican00

  

  I'll one up you
  
  "Gregory Matthew Bruni, of the great state of Florida, allegedly showed up on the roof of a couple's home before jumping down, punching the man, and running into the house where he pooped, masturbated, and drank the contents of the vacuum cleaner."
  
  
  
  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/23/gregory-matthew-bruni-naked-poop-masturbate-florida_n_2533967.html
• SnotBubbles

  

  ^^^
  Haha. Wow.
  
  That guy doesn't have the disfigurement going for him though.
• TedSheckler

  

  This happened last week in Philly...Guy wrecks his car, gets out, strips naked, then masturbates.
  
  http://www.phillymag.com/news/2014/01/28/video-crashing-crown-fried-chicken-man-strips-pleasures/
  
  Pics and video in the link. Pretty much work safe. Just a bare ass showing.
• mcburg93

  

  WTF is wrong with people.
• SnotBubbles

  

  mcburg93;1576669 wrote:WTF is wrong with people.

  It's just some minor deformities. Chill out dude, quit being so disrespectful.
• Mohican00

  

  SnotBubbles;1576714 wrote:It's just some minor deformities. Chill out dude, quit being so disrespectful.

  I was curious so I looked it up. He tried taking his life with a shotgun.
  
  Unfortunately, those small gauges don't always do the trick
• gut

  That pic is real?!? I assumed someone photoshopped it to be funny (no, I didn't click on the article link)
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  ccrunner609;1576763 wrote:he should try again

  you should try - ask snot for tips.
• SportsAndLady

  

  Raw Dawgin' it;1576804 wrote:you should try - ask snot for tips.

  Hopefully he pays his entry fee before doing it.
• Tigerfan00

  

  ccrunner609;1576763 wrote:he should try again

  $20 more would've got him a better gun.
  
  See what happens when you're a cheap ass.
• SnotBubbles

  

  Raw Dawgin' it;1576804 wrote:you should try - ask snot for tips.

  
• Heretic

  

  Mohican00;1576729 wrote:I was curious so I looked it up. He tried taking his life with a shotgun.
  
  Unfortunately, those small gauges don't always do the trick

  He should try to get in with some movie people now. As long as people want to keep cranking out low-budget sequels to Wrong Turn, he'll be good.