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Miss OhioChatter 2014 - Round 1 (5 VS 12)

  • SnotBubbles
    Vote for one in each match-up.

    Link to current bracket: <a href="http://www.bracketmaker.com/tlist.cfm?tid=450909">Miss Ohio Chatter 2014</a>

    Poll ends in 24 hours.

    #5 Jessica Alba VS #12 Jessica Simpson
    #5 Julianne Hough VS #12 Isla Fisher
    #5 Adriana Lima VS #12 Salma Hayak
    #5 Megan Fox VS #12 Mariah Carey

    JESSICA ALBA


    JESSICA SIMPSON (trying to show a fair portrayal with this photo)


    JULIANNE HOUGH


    ISLA FISHER


  • SnotBubbles
    ADRIANA LIMA


    SALMA HAYEK


    MEGAN FOX


    MARIAH CAREY
  • SnotBubbles
    My votes: Alba, Fisher, Lima, Fox

    If Jessica Simpson doesn't do well this year, we will remove her. Don't know how many of you like chubby chicks though, so we gave her another go.
  • vball10set
    Chalk
  • Mohican00
    vball10set;1574635 wrote:Chalk
    The hell does chalk mean?
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    Mohican00;1574636 wrote:The hell does chalk mean?
    top seeds
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    Alba, Fisher, Lima, and Fox.

    Carey's ***** is probably like the Holland Tunnel. Another weak set, IMO.

    Brie > field.
  • TedSheckler
    Alba, Hough, Hayak, and Fox
  • SnotBubbles
    Raw Dawgin' it;1574638 wrote:Another weak set, IMO.
    Early rounds typically are. It will get better next week.
  • sportchampps
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2549083/Jessica-Simpson-shows-stunning-swimsuit-figure-dramatic-weight-loss.html

    Actually Jessica Simpson came out in public just a couple days ago looking very similar to the first picture of her.


    Heres is a link to some new pictures. I think she looks pretty damn good again.
  • pmoney25
    Alba, fisher,Lima, fox
  • SnotBubbles
    sportchampps;1574673 wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2549083/Jessica-Simpson-shows-stunning-swimsuit-figure-dramatic-weight-loss.html

    Actually Jessica Simpson came out in public just a couple days ago looking very similar to the first picture of her.


    Heres is a link to some new pictures. I think she looks pretty damn good again.




    MUCH better. However, I just saw some stupid commercial with her in it and she was still looking like the 2nd picture. She must have lost the weight after they filmed that.
  • SnotBubbles
    Here. http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7fI7/weight-watchers-simple-start-featuring-jessica-simpson

    Not quite AS chubby as the above photo...but still thick in the hips.

  • SnotBubbles
    I'd fuck the fat her though. So I don't know why I'm even point it out.
  • gut
    I can't believe Alba is only a #5 seed....
  • Fab4Runner
    Jessica Simpson on January 7th:



    She looks great...especially for someone who had two kids in 13 months.
  • vball10set
    Still doesn't change my mind...

  • TedSheckler
    vball10set;1574709 wrote:Still doesn't change my mind...
    Exactly. This is a blowout...as it should be.
  • Fab4Runner
    Not trying to change anyone's mind. Just showing a current pic of her.
  • Commander of Awesome
    I would have voted Salma Hayak, but she's almost 50 for cryin' out loud. So I went Lima. Hardest choice thus far in the bracket. Agreed with RDI though, weak match ups. why is a 50 yr old, and a porker with 2 kids in the running is beyond me.
  • thavoice
    Commander of Awesome;1574750 wrote:I would have voted Salma Hayak, but she's almost 50 for cryin' out loud. So I went Lima. Hardest choice thus far in the bracket. Agreed with RDI though, weak match ups. why is a 50 yr old, and a porker with 2 kids in the running is beyond me.
    I voted for Salma.......old ladies need love too.
  • TedSheckler
    Almost 50 with amazing tits...
  • Laley23
    I hate Hayaks voice.
  • thavoice
    Laley23;1574761 wrote:I hate Hayaks voice.
    Really?
    Her voices gets my going pretty good......
  • Heretic
    Commander of Awesome;1574750 wrote:I would have voted Salma Hayak, but she's almost 50 for cryin' out loud. So I went Lima. Hardest choice thus far in the bracket. Agreed with RDI though, weak match ups. why is a 50 yr old, and a porker with 2 kids in the running is beyond me.
    I was going to vote Lima, but then I had a Nam-style flashback of From Dusk Till Dawn. And, therefore, I voted Hayak.